Chords for Jerk Theory song
Tempo:
131.45 bpm
Chords used:
A
E
D
Am
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
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[G] Thanks, Cecil.
[N]
There's only one thing girls want more than professional athletes.
Rock stars.
Hit it.
[A]
What in the world [E] was I thinking when I went [A] and bought you those flowers [E] and candy?
I was [A] thinking that every girl [E] wants a nice guy, someone she [A] can trust, but I guess I [E] was not right.
What is [A] wrong with me?
Or do I [E] have to be
A jerk so [A] you'll want me
A jerk so we [E] can be
Together [A] happily and this time [E] I'll misuse you
If you ask [A] me nice then I'll even [E] use you
Frequently [A] I'll tell you that [E] and annoying
Frequently [A] I'll tell you I don't [E] want a girlfriend
What is wrong [A] with me?
Or do I [E] have to be
A jerk so [A] you'll want me
Together [E]
[A] happily and I won't [E] ever call you
Never [A]
will I ever
[E] I want [A] to have that I'll tell you
I'll tell you I'll [E] tell you
If you [A] ask me what you want [E] to
What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
Why are you so [E] cute?
You got any gas mugs?
[A]
[E] [A]
[E] [A]
[E] We're obviously [A] going to do the cheerleading fundraiser.
[E] Adam.
Adam.
[D]
You don't appreciate me.
[A] No I [E] don't.
[Dm] What were you saying?
Nobody will be [A] like honest with me like you were.
[E]
Are we really over?
[D]
[A] Honestly you're kind of [E] slutty and annoying.
But I'll call you if I ever get lonely.
[D]
[A] You're irresistible.
[Eb] [E]
What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
The same old [E] stupid game
But you want what you [A]
can't have
So I have to treat [E] you bad
I don't need to be [A] so mean
But you're forcing [E] me to be
A jerk so [A] you won't want me
A jerk so [E] we can be
Together [A] half lovely
Together [E] half lovely
We'll be together [A] half lovely
[Am] [A]
[N]
There's only one thing girls want more than professional athletes.
Rock stars.
Hit it.
[A]
What in the world [E] was I thinking when I went [A] and bought you those flowers [E] and candy?
I was [A] thinking that every girl [E] wants a nice guy, someone she [A] can trust, but I guess I [E] was not right.
What is [A] wrong with me?
Or do I [E] have to be
A jerk so [A] you'll want me
A jerk so we [E] can be
Together [A] happily and this time [E] I'll misuse you
If you ask [A] me nice then I'll even [E] use you
Frequently [A] I'll tell you that [E] and annoying
Frequently [A] I'll tell you I don't [E] want a girlfriend
What is wrong [A] with me?
Or do I [E] have to be
A jerk so [A] you'll want me
Together [E]
[A] happily and I won't [E] ever call you
Never [A]
will I ever
[E] I want [A] to have that I'll tell you
I'll tell you I'll [E] tell you
If you [A] ask me what you want [E] to
What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
Why are you so [E] cute?
You got any gas mugs?
[A]
[E] [A]
[E] [A]
[E] We're obviously [A] going to do the cheerleading fundraiser.
[E] Adam.
Adam.
[D]
You don't appreciate me.
[A] No I [E] don't.
[Dm] What were you saying?
Nobody will be [A] like honest with me like you were.
[E]
Are we really over?
[D]
[A] Honestly you're kind of [E] slutty and annoying.
But I'll call you if I ever get lonely.
[D]
[A] You're irresistible.
[Eb] [E]
What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
The same old [E] stupid game
But you want what you [A]
can't have
So I have to treat [E] you bad
I don't need to be [A] so mean
But you're forcing [E] me to be
A jerk so [A] you won't want me
A jerk so [E] we can be
Together [A] half lovely
Together [E] half lovely
We'll be together [A] half lovely
[Am] [A]
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_ [G] _ _ _ Thanks, Cecil.
_ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
There's only one thing girls want more than professional athletes. _
Rock stars.
Hit it.
_ _ [A]
What in the world [E] was I thinking when I went [A] and bought you those flowers [E] and candy?
I was [A] thinking that every girl [E] wants a nice guy, someone she [A] can trust, but I guess I [E] was not right.
What is [A] wrong with _ me?
_ Or do I [E] have to _ be
_ A jerk so [A] you'll want me
_ _ A jerk so we [E] can _ _ be
_ Together [A] happily and this time [E] I'll misuse you
If you ask [A] me nice then I'll even [E] use you
Frequently [A] I'll tell you that [E] and annoying
Frequently [A] I'll tell you I don't [E] want a girlfriend
What is wrong [A] with me?
_ _ Or do I [E] have to _ _ be
A jerk so [A] you'll want me
_ Together _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] happily and I won't [E] ever call you
Never [A]
will I ever
[E] I want [A] to have that I'll tell you
I'll tell you I'll [E] tell you
If you [A] ask me what you want [E] to
What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
Why are you so [E] cute?
You got any gas mugs?
[A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] We're _ obviously [A] going to do the cheerleading fundraiser.
[E] Adam.
_ Adam.
_ [D]
You don't appreciate me.
[A] No I [E] don't. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] What were you saying?
Nobody will be [A] like honest with me like you were.
_ [E]
Are we really over?
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ Honestly you're kind of [E] slutty and annoying.
_ But I'll call you if I ever get lonely.
_ [D] _
_ _ [A] You're irresistible.
[Eb] _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
The same old [E] stupid game
But you want what you [A]
can't have
So I have to treat [E] you bad
I don't need to be [A] so mean
But you're forcing [E] me to be
A jerk so [A] you won't want me
A jerk so [E] we can be
Together [A] half lovely
Together [E] half lovely
We'll be together [A] half lovely _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
_ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
There's only one thing girls want more than professional athletes. _
Rock stars.
Hit it.
_ _ [A]
What in the world [E] was I thinking when I went [A] and bought you those flowers [E] and candy?
I was [A] thinking that every girl [E] wants a nice guy, someone she [A] can trust, but I guess I [E] was not right.
What is [A] wrong with _ me?
_ Or do I [E] have to _ be
_ A jerk so [A] you'll want me
_ _ A jerk so we [E] can _ _ be
_ Together [A] happily and this time [E] I'll misuse you
If you ask [A] me nice then I'll even [E] use you
Frequently [A] I'll tell you that [E] and annoying
Frequently [A] I'll tell you I don't [E] want a girlfriend
What is wrong [A] with me?
_ _ Or do I [E] have to _ _ be
A jerk so [A] you'll want me
_ Together _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] happily and I won't [E] ever call you
Never [A]
will I ever
[E] I want [A] to have that I'll tell you
I'll tell you I'll [E] tell you
If you [A] ask me what you want [E] to
What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
Why are you so [E] cute?
You got any gas mugs?
[A] _
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [E] We're _ obviously [A] going to do the cheerleading fundraiser.
[E] Adam.
_ Adam.
_ [D]
You don't appreciate me.
[A] No I [E] don't. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] What were you saying?
Nobody will be [A] like honest with me like you were.
_ [E]
Are we really over?
_ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ _ [A] _ Honestly you're kind of [E] slutty and annoying.
_ But I'll call you if I ever get lonely.
_ [D] _
_ _ [A] You're irresistible.
[Eb] _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ What is [A] wrong with you?
Is that what [E] is true?
You're forcing [A] me to play
The same old [E] stupid game
But you want what you [A]
can't have
So I have to treat [E] you bad
I don't need to be [A] so mean
But you're forcing [E] me to be
A jerk so [A] you won't want me
A jerk so [E] we can be
Together [A] half lovely
Together [E] half lovely
We'll be together [A] half lovely _ _
_ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _