Chords for Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore by Dick Feller and Sheb Woole

_ [C] _ I recently have become a member of a community on the virtual world called Second Life.
And it's pretty cool if you ever want to check it out at secondlife.com.
But I have the game figure that's called an avatar, and it's a whole lot younger _ than my real life person is.
And actually most of the people on there are a whole lot younger than the real life person is.
But I play music on there about three or four nights a week and get paid to do it.
It's been a lot of fun.
[Am] _ But I don't get the – I mean I get the feedback from the audience because they can text me and they can request songs
and they can comment on the songs, but I can't actually hear them.
And so this [C] is a thrill to be able to come in and play for [F] you guys and [D] get the feedback, and that's a really [G] cool thing. _
But anyway, I [C] guess my point was that those of us _ that have been around a few years _ just don't look [A] as good naked as we used to look.
_ [C] _ _
And _ I found this song. _
I found this song.
I recorded it on my latest CD, and it's written by Shep Wooley and Dick Feller.
And I recorded it, and I'm going to do it for you.
_ I stepped out of the shower, [G] got a good look at [C] myself.
_ [Am] _
[C] _ _ _ Hot [F]-bellied, ball-headed man, thought it was [C] somebody else. _
_ _ _ _ [F] I got a good look in the mirror _ [C] on the back of the bathroom [Am] door.
I [C] guess I just don't look [G] good naked _ [C] anymore. _ _
_ _ _ _ I'm going to go upstairs and [G] turn the bedroom mirror to [C] the wall. _
_ _ _ _ [F] Well, I hung it there when I was [C] trim and tall.
_ _ _ _ _ [F] I'd stand there and smile and strut and flex [C] until [G] my arms got [Am] sore.
_ _ [C] But I just don't look [G] good naked _ [C] anymore. _ _
_ _ _ _ [F] Well, I used to go out with the girls.
[C] I loved them one and all.
_ [F] Now they won't even get close to me.
[D] They're afraid that I might [G] _ [Am] fall.
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So [C] I went to the doctor for [G] my annual physical [C] exam. _ _ _ _ _
[F] Yeah, I stood there in a buff, and suddenly [C] he said,
Man, _ _ _ _ I said, [F] What is it, Doc?
Some fatal disease?
_ [C] _
I just got [G] to know the score.
[Am] _ He [C] said, Nope, you don't look [G] good naked _ [C]
anymore. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [F] Well, me and my wife had a dance routine.
[C] Everybody thought it was unique.
_ Now [F] it's only when we're back to back [D] that we're dancing [G] cheek to cheek. _
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[C] So I went to a nude [G] beach for a little [C] seaside fun.
_ _ _ _ I stretched [F] out in my birthday suit soaking up [C] the sun.
_ _ _ _ And [F] somebody yelled, Hey, there's an old white whale [C] washed up on the [Am] shore.
_ [C] I guess I just don't look [G] good naked _ [C] anymore. _
_ _ _ _ _ [F] Well, marches fell, my chest is gone to hell, [C] and my butt's dragging the floor.
[Am] _ _ [C] But I just don't look good [G] naked.
_ [C] I just don't look [F] good naked.
_ [C] I just don't look [G] good naked _ [C] anymore.
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