Chords for Karmin, Watsky - No Flex Zone (Remix)

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_ [Ab] I'm [Eb] jubilant with a stupid [F] grin, your screws [Gb] loose where do you [Ab] begin?
I'm a convict dude in [Eb] the tail of a boomer man, [F] the mooner
For the [Gb] widow of the loony bin, [Ab] he's human
Cause I'm [Eb] really being rude [F] again, I ruined
My [Gb] connection to my human kin [Ab] is all moving into [Eb] the kennel
Settled [F] down with the goof troops, [Gb] he opened his noose and [Bm] chained
Took my [Ab] Tylenol and took a violent [F] fall
When I tried to [Gb] crawl up the asylum [G] wall
Watsky, [Eb] Sivakar, Lurasi, [F] all the foxy letters
[Gb] I got drunk, dial them all [D] because
I could be in [Eb] 17 places at once, [F] well 17 means
[Ab] Of 170 blunts and while I'm cheeping in D.C. with Eric [F] Holder
I'm sharing [Gb] marijuana with a pair of [D] boulders
Colorado, [Eb] but the air is [Bb] colder
When I'm at the South [Ab] Pole with a pair of the [Eb] polar
I crap on the critics who deny my place
[Bb] The white, my ass at the [Abm] fabric of time and [D] space
[Ebm] No flex [F] zone, [Bb] no flex zone
[Ebm] They know [F] better, [Bm] they know [D] better
[Ebm] No flex [F] zone, [Ebm] no flex [Bb] zone
[Ebm] They know [Bb] better, [Ebm] they know [E] better
I know, the city it be full [F] of crap
[Gb] Plastic pretty women hear my [Gm] knuckles crack
Out on [Eb] Hollywood Boulevard [Dm] popping those silicone
[Eb] Humps like it was a roll of [D] bubble wrap
I keep my [Eb] fingernails sharp in my [Bb] mind too
If a [Ab] dog's gonna bark then I'll find you
But if you're [Eb] scratching on a bark at the [Bb] wrong tree
And I reach [Ab] you then I'll eat you, I'm hungry
Cause I don't [Abm] care if you're a sex [Bb] machine
Little man move [Ab] along to the next machine
I could slide up in the West and I'd bless the scene
[Bb] The queen here to [Ab] flex on the next regime
My team is impeccable wrecking every [F] consecutive sucker
They wanna [Ab] step up and knock us up at the pedestal
You pitiful [Eb] looking just like the [F] next goon
Put them [Gb] all on a rocket to [D] Neptune
[Ebm] No flex [F] zone, [Ebm] no flex [Bb] zone
[Ebm] They know [Bb] better, [B] they know [D] better
[Ebm] No flex [F] zone, [Ebm] no flex [Bb] zone
[Ebm] They know [Bb] better, [Ebm] they know better
You roll up to attend a [Bb] bash
And you get [B] whiplashed like a 10 car crash
With Kim [G] Kardashian's [Bb] ass getting flashed
At the passenger [E] side of the Jaguars [D] dash
I come through [Eb] late like Dre with [Bb] detox
If these elite [Ab] jocks all say we're Ewoks
So what we cops pull up your knee [Bb] socks
Then pump your [Ab] Reeboks and drop the treetops
Skin tone fair, syndrome [Bb] rare
The peasant is [Ab] unpleasant but the king don't care
Then I'm all [F] cold at my ringtone [Bb] blare
While the beat bump [Gb] bump like an ingrown [Bb] hair
Bump bump like an ingrown bump bump like an ingrown hair
[Gb] _
[D] Come through the jungle [Eb] in the middle of nowhere
[Bb] I'm steady with my [Gb] machete, I'm ready to go [D] there
I be rumblin' and nipplin' [Ebm] giving the public a sample
[F] I'm a ridiculous devil, [Ebm] jiggly, bubbly [Bb] personality
Hit em with that [Ebm] brutality, niggity, split
[Bb] A lot of petty people, they [B] don't get the simplest shit
[D] They don't mean diddly squat, [Ebm] do they?
Now riddle me that
[F] We be the pit bulls [Ebm] nipplin' on these kittens and cats
[Bb] Eat em like kibbles and bits, [Ebm] leavin' em stiff on their back
[Bb] Give em a wag of the finger, [Gb] never a tip of the cap
We be the pick of the litter, [Ebm] keepin' them innerly locked
[F] I got a lot of opinions, [Gb] more than a centipede's [Bb] sock
And I open up the [Ebm] door when my enemy knocks
[F] They're gonna be checkin' me that they're gonna [B] be in the penalty box
[D] Lookin' a bit like a hockey [Ebm] player with a mess of enamel
[F] And I be clickin' the button [Ebm] for the Discovery Channel
[Bb] Until I'm kickin' the button [Ebm] so kiss my butt, I'm an [F] animal
And I get more [Ebm] hump than a couple of camels
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