Chords for Keller Williams - "Novelty Song"

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_ _ This here is a novelty song, [G#] it's the kind of song that means absolutely nothing at all.
Please take my advice, just tune out the words, _ and focus on the bass.
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_ [G#] It's a really dumb, kind of ignorant [D] song, you know, you probably should have never seen
the light of day at all, but you know what, you're doomed.
I [G] suggest go check out the t-shirts and the CDs, or [C] just get some ice [D] cream and focus [B] on the bass.
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sing my novelty song, y'all will probably shout out the names of other songs,
[D] in hopes that I will stop [G] what I am doing and play, but I won't, because I'm focusing on the [C#] bass.
_ _ [Bm] _ _ So I've got the [C] label, completion, on the radio, it kind [G#] of speaks to me,
it tells me it's complete fucking motion, it tells me just go back, go [Bm] back [G#] into the woods,
and [N] so I do, and I focus on the bass. _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ When is it going to end, is what y'all are thinking, don't you hate the way I get up inside your head,
and sing about all these things that you're thinking, well I can do this, because I focus on the bass.
_ [D] Well why you [G] ask, does it continue to go on, it just kind of sounds like you're making it [N] up,
as you go along, because I did, I should probably give more of a shit, but I don't, so I focus on the bass.
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[Gm] Yeah, me too. _ _ _ _ _
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[G] You know, I don't really care, it was a total novelty song, but don't you wish you listened when I said,
tune out the words, but you didn't, _ and now we've gotten this far, simply because we focus on the bass.
[C] _ [D#] So if there is a next time you come to my show, and you hear me start this song,
and then, well you will surely know, _ _ not to listen to [C] the words, _ [G] _
[C] and focus on the bass.
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I'm following you, just slow down, I slow down, that's the way it works I guess. _
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