Chords for Kid Rock and Zac Brown LIVE in Iraq

[E] _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] Wait a second, you want to sing Jingle Bells or Silent Night or some shit like that?
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[G] I'm going down to G.
Check this out, I'm going to start like this.
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[C] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _
_ My dream is out.
[Em] [G] All I can see is I'm like about anybody, anybody, blah, blah, blah.
I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about.
All [Eb] I can think about is [Em] anybody else and I like to come home at the end of the day,
turn on the [G] television, open up the newspaper, _
crack open a cup of cold water and see what's going on in the world. _ _ _ _
_ _ Lately, the more I read, the more I watch,
man, the economy and what's going on over here, the world just
seems to get more and more fucked up.
_ _ _ I sit around, I do my share of complaining, I'm bitching, I'm moaning about the way things are,
maybe the way they could [C] be.
I'm [Gm] _ _ [G] sitting there with a buddy of mine, he says,
hey man, rather than complain all [C] the damn [G] time,
why don't you try to become part of some sort of solution?
[Em] _ [G] _ _
_ _ [Gm] I said, hey man, why don't you shut the fuck up, pass me another beer?
[G] _ _ _ _ Man, I'm starting to think about that.
Solution.
_ _ [Em] Solution one beer, solution two.
[G] _ _ Solution three beer, solution [Bb] four. _ _
[G] _ _ Solution in case the chorus light hasn't fit the Jim Beam and I had it.
_ I said to myself, _
_ [D] _ [G] _ [C] _ _ _ _
what if Ken Rock was the President of the United [E] States of [G] America? _ _
_ _ _ _ If I was President,
_ _ what a good ole USA.
[Gm] _
_ [G] _ _ I'd [C] turn our churches into strip [Cm] clubs,
[C] and I'd watch the [G] whole world parade every day.
_ _ [D] I'd give the working man back his money,
[C] I'd make them dirty stank ass [G] DC politicians pay.
_ _ _ _ [Gm] _ _ _
[D] To [G] all the women raising our children,
[C] I'd give [Gm] them a vacation every [G] year. _ _ _
[F] To all [C] the women that's raising our children,
I'd give them a paid vacation [G] every year.
Sound good, girl? _ _ _
[Em] And while [D] our good cows are out relaxing,
[C] _ us daddies be like up at Hooters eating chicken wings [E] and drinking beer.
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_ _ _ If [C] I was President,
I would not lie and sneak [G] around.
You know what I mean.
_ _ If I [C] was President,
I wouldn't [D] have sex in the Oval [C] Office and then lie about it to everyone in town.
[G] _ _
_ [Em] _ [Gm] I'd [D] put TV cameras in the Lincoln Bedroom,
[C] and the whole nation could watch old Rock laying it [G] down. _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] I'd have Monday Night Football on every TV,
Leonard Skinner on every [Gm] radio.
[G] _ _ _ _ [Gm] _ [G] And now [D] I'd give myself a pay [G] raise,
[C] so good folks in our military never had to pay to see another Kid Rock [G] show. _ _ _ _ _