Chords for Kid Rock Ft Billy Gibbons - If I Were President (Live At MTV 20th Anniversary)

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[Dm] I wanna be [E] a cowboy [A] baby _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Well I'm packing up my game and I'm a head out west
Where real women come equipped with scripts and fake breasts
Find a nest where the hills [F] are chill like Flint
Buy an old drive top, find a spot for [Am] pimp
Then I'm a kid [F] rockin' up and down your [B] block
Go with a bottle of scotch or [A] watch lots of crotch
Buy a yacht with the flag saying chillin' the [Am] most
Then I'm a _ _ _ _ _ _
I said what's [F] happening New York?
[C] _ _ _ [D] _ _
[Bb] _ _ [G] Do you know this one?
I've [E] been sitting here
_ Trying to [B] find myself
_ I get [A] behind in myself
I need to [E] rewind myself _
Looking for the _ payback
I listen [B] for the playback
_ They say [A] that every man bleeds just [E] like me
_ This ain't [B] working out is it? _
_ [Ab] _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ [B] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Eb] Let's take it back to where it all [G] began right? _ _ _ _
_ _ _ You know when Rock's been up in Detroit
_ _ Working on a new album
_ Doing a little
Little late night [C] thinking
_ And you know that I do
_ _ _ [F] A little [G] late night drinking
_ _ _ And I've never [Gm] been the most political man in the world
But I thought to myself [D] last week
_ Man what if Kid Rock
[C] _ Was the President [Fm] of the United States of America
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bb] And you know speaking of [A] presidents
Our 16th [Gb] president Mr.
Abraham Lincoln
[F] What a cool cat [G] had the long beard
[D] He couldn't [Cm] be here [D] tonight so I brought another friend [A] with a long beard
Mr.
Billy [G] Gibbons from ZZ Top _ _ _
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_ _ [Gm] You ready for this New York? _ _
It's called If I Was [G] President _ _ _ _
_ Come on brother Ready? _ _
If I was _ president _ _
_ _ Of the good old USA _
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You know I'd [C] turn our churches into strip clubs _
_ And watch the whole [G] world parade _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Gm] _
I'd give the working [Dm] man back his money
_ [C] _
I'd make them dirty fucking politicians pay _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Sing us something
To all the women raising our children
I'd give them a [C] vacation every _ [Gm] year
_ To _ _ _ all the [C] women that's raising our children
Give them a paid vacation [Gm]
every year _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ And while [D] our good gals were out relaxing
[Cm] _ Us daddies would be out looking at titties and drinking beer
_ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ Say they were surreal
_ [C] If I was president _ _ _ _ _ _
Even for just [G] one day _ _ _ _
_ _ [Gm] _ You know I'd make the [D] day that Joe C.
passed away
_ _ [Cm] One of our nation's new national holidays
_ _ [G] _ _
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If I was president _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] I swear I'd get [C] the job _
[Gm] done
_ [G] _ _ _ [Gm] _
You know [C] I'd uphold the freedom speech baby
_ And our rights to carry [Gm] guns
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
I'd give [D] my state of the union address
[C]
From a mile high smoking a joint on Air Force One _
[G] _ _ Take me with you man when you go
Take me with you
_ If I was president
_ [C] _
_ _ I wouldn't lie and [Gm] sneak around _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ If [C] I was president _
I wouldn't have sex in the Oval Office
And then lie about it all [G] over town
_ _ Well I don't have to do that no more
I'd put [D] TV cameras in the Lincoln bedroom
_ [C] So the whole nation could watch old Rockland layin' it down
_ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I'd have [C] Monday night football on every TV
_ Leonard Skinner on every [Gm] radio
[G] And _ _ _ _ _ _ _ I would, [D] I'd give myself a pay raise
[Cm] So good folks in New York never had to pay
To see another kid rock a show
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ I _ _ _ like good whiskey
And _ _ I like fine ladies _ too _ _ _ _
_ [Gm] _ _ [C] Got an awfully bad reputation, Billy
For running around with cats like [G] you
I didn't do it, didn't do it _ _ _
_ _ _ [D] _ But I'm so glad to be back in New York City _ _ _ _
_ [C] _ _ For MTV's 20th
And playin' for some of the best fans in the world like you _ _ _
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