Chords for La Di Da Di - Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick

Okay, party people in the house, you're about to witness something you've never witnessed before.
Yes, it's the original human beatbox, Dougie Farrich and his partner, the Grand Wizard, MC _ Ricky D, DNS, me and the place to be.
And we're gonna show you how we do it for 85 Kick It Live, alright?
Because I got a funny feeling you're all sick of all these crap rappers biting their rhymes because they're backstabbers.
But when it comes to me and my friend Doug Fresh here, there is no competition cause we are the best here.
But let's impress which we prove and y'all will realize that we are the move.
So [N] listen close so you all don't miss as we go a little something like this.
Hit it! _ _
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Oh yeah!
It's cool when you cause a cozy condition that we [G] create cause that's our mission.
So listen to what we say because this type of shit happens [Eb] everyday.
I woke up around 10 o'clock in the morning.
I gave [N] myself a stretch, a morning yawning.
Went to the bathroom to wash up.
Had some soap on my face and my hands up on the top.
I said, Mara Mara on the wall, who is the top choice of them all?
There was a rumble dumble, five minutes it lasted.
The Mara said, you know how you get seated bastard.
_ _ Well that's true, that's why we never have no beef.
So then I washed off the soap and brushed the gold teeth.
You know I love Olay cause my skin gets pale.
And then I got the files for my fingernails.
Due to the night and on my behalf, I put the bubbles in the tub so I could have a bubble bath.
Clean, dry was my body in here.
I threw on my brand new Gucci underwear.
For all the girls I might take home, I got the Johnson's baby powder and the Polo cologne.
Fresh dress like a million bucks.
Flew on the Bali shoes and the fly green socks.
Stepped out my house, stopped short.
Oh no, I went back in.
I forgot my Kango and then I nearly, [G] I ran through her.
[E] I bumped into [Eb] my old girl from the valley.
This is [C] a girl place hard to get.
So I said, what's wrong?
Cause she looked upset.
Now what was I to do?
She was crying over me [D] and she was feeling blue.
I said, no, don't cry, dry your eye.
[Eb] Here comes your mother with those two little guys.
Her mean mother stepped upset to me.
Looked Sally in the face and decked her in her eyes.
Punched her in the belly and stepped on her feet.
Slammed a child on the hard concrete.
The bitch was strong.
The kids was gone.
Something was wrong.
I said, what is going on?
I tried to break it up.
I said, [N] stop it, leave her.
She said, if I can't have you, she can't either.
She grabbed me closely by my sock.
So I broke the hell out like I had the chicken pox.
But she gave chase.
She caught up quick.
She put a finger in the face of MC Rick.
She said, why don't you give me a plane?
So we can go cruising in my OJ.
And if you give me that, okay, I'll give you all my love today.
Ricky, [B] Ricky, Ricky, can't you see?
Somehow your words just hypnotize me.
And I just love your jazzy way.
[N] So MC Rick, my love is here to stay.
And on and on and on she kept on.
The bitch been around before my mother's born.
I said, cheer up.
I gave her a kiss.
I said, you can't have me.
I'm too young for you, miss.
She says, no, you're not.
Then she starts crying.
I says, I'm 19.
She said, stop lying.
I says, I am.
Go ask my mother.
And with your wrinkle pussy, I can't be your lover.
_ _ To the tick tock, you don't stop.
To the tick tick and you don't quit.
Hit it. _ _ _
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