Chords for Lagwagon - Falling Apart (Official Video)

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_ Hello, welcome to the show, the broad we broke up years ago.
What's up?
I just shit my [A] pants, yeah, oh [E] man, I lost.
Good times, shit flew out my knee, I'm falling in, I can't get up.
Oh shit, I think I broke [A] my back with the [Ab] wheelchair.
[Db] I'm off school, _ [A] _ _ _ [Ab] _
[Dbm] I'm playing now.
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[E] _ _ _ _ Osteoporosis, [Eb] glaucoma and [A] neurosis, the motor's a-calling [B] out my, my, my, yes. _
Second verse, the same as the first, I forgot the words again.
Breather, my [A] inhaler, who's got a smoke [E] for the camper?
Hold on, let me catch my breath. _ _ _
_ Alright, I feel [A] better now, take it [Ab] to the fridge.
_ [A] I'll [E] never be artsy, [Db]
on stage [B] when I'm 50.
[A] I'm [E] gonna look like [Ab] Elvis by the [B] time I'm 40.
[A] We're [E] already focused, [Dbm]
we're [B] already fading.
[A] We'll never [E] be the Rolling [Ab] Stones, I'm [Db] staying home.
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[A] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [E] _ Dementia and senility, [Ab] my failing muscles [A] atrophy.
I've lost all [B] ability, falling apart.
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_ _ _ _ Blue hair, brown teeth, spinny livers, teeth beat.
Maybe we will try to pull it off for another year.
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