Chords for Legally Blonde - Whipped into shap

_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bbm] Hi, [Cm] I'm Brooke Windham, [F] and welcome back to the [Bb] Windham Workout Disc 2 Challenge,
and our daily [F] commitment to being the [Bb] best that we can [Bbm] be!
Yeah!
So grab [Fm] your Cardio Whip [Bb] 5000,
cause if you wanna get ripped, you've gotta get whipped.
Do you [Ab] want an easy [Gb] miracle?
Do you wanna lose a pound or two?
Then you [Ab] can turn this off right now, my workout's not for you.
[Bbm] I'm talking [Ab] to the woman who wants [Gb] it all, gotta [F] pay for what you get.
[Ebm] Cause I do clothes, don't come to those [F] too lazy to [Bb] sweat.
I'm for being whipped into shape, [Gb] when [Bbm] I say jump, say how high.
[Bb] You know you're doing [Eb] it right, when [Gb] you start to [Ebm] cry.
If you don't look like you should, [Bbm] you've got to whip it, whip it, [Ab] whip it good.
I'm [Gb] sorry ladies, no [F] escape, till you're [Bb] whipped into shape.
Come [Bb] on, Sabrina, you [F] heifer!
Get out!
Whipped into shape.
I [Ab] hate you, Brooke.
_ [F] _ Whipped into shape.
[B] Hey, why'd you pause it?
We have a lot to [Bbm] cover.
[Bb] Meet our brand new client, [Ab] Brooke.
You can laugh, but [Bm] she's made tons, off her [C] DVDs and book.
Whip your way to [Bb] tighter buns.
Happily married, [Ab] so she swears, to her [F] 60 year old stud.
Till [G] stepdaughter [F] came downstairs, and found Brooke all covered in his [Ebm] blood.
[D] If Brooke took a plea, I'd have her out in three to four.
But she claimed she did not kill him.
[A] Did she?
Let's watch some [C] more.
_ _ _ [Bbm] But it's more [Ab] than just a workout, [Gb] it's a defensive [F] weapon too.
[Bbm] Simply wrap [Ab] it around your assailant's neck, [Gb] and pull till he turns [Bbm] blue.
You can also [Ab] use a patented handle [Gb] grip, [F] to shatter your attacker's [Ebm] spine.
And all for free, small payments of [F] $19.99.
You'll have him whipped [Db] into shape, [Gb] when you get whipped, [F] have a guy.
[Bb] Just walk him over with [F] this, till he starts to cry.
[Ebm] If you don't look like you should, [C] you've got to whip it, whip it, whip it good.
[G] It gets [Gb] you out of any [F] shape, and gets you [Bb] whipped into shape.
Come on [Gb] people, _ whipped [Bb] into shape.
What does not kill us, makes us [Gb] hotter.
[Eb] _ _ Hens, who thinks she's [C] guilty?
_ _ [Gb] _ [F] Okay, now here is where you [Db] kids come in.
[C] Brooke has trouble trusting me, I'm her [Bb] only chance to win.
But I [G] don't speak MTV, [Eb] though Brooke won't help her own defense.
[F] She may listen to her peers, [Bm] go and [F] place a little sense in the space between her [Gbm] ears.
Not now.
[Db] I want her whipped into shape, if [Bm] there's a brain in that hair.
Tell it that I am the key, it's a plea or the chair.
[Gbm] See when I talk to her, I [Db] get neither plea [B] nor plan nor [E] alibi.
To quote from our [G] defendant's tape, [Gb]
I want [A] her whipped into shape.
To the jail. _ _
_ _ Eden!
_ _ [B] _
Ladies, [Db] just because we're at Boston Women's [Bm] Correctional Facility,
[E] does not mean we [B] can't become the best that we [G] can be.
[Gb] _ [B] Here we go.
[Gb] Circle, circle, [Bb] under, [B] over, through, around.
[Bb] Again. _ _ _
_ [Bb] Good.
_ [G] Circle, [G] circle, under, over, through, around.
_ [Cm] Alright ladies, we [G] can't break out of here, but we sure can break a sweat.
[Gb] Left, right, left, right, _ left, _ _ _ right, _ [C] left, _ _ [Gb] _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ right.
[Gb]
Work [G] it out.
I [Cm] want you whipped into shape, when [Fm] I say [G] don't say how high.
You [C] know you're doing it right, when you start [G] to do right.
[Fm] If you don't look like you should, [Cm] you've got to.
Whip it, whip it, [Gm] really good.
Like prison [Ab] ladies, no [G] escape.
Up to [C] you, whipped into shape. _
[F] _ [B] Whipped into shape.
_ [F] _
_ [E] _ _ Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through.
Check it out, double jump.
Swipe it, [Gb] swipe it, swipe it through.
Check it out, double [Dm] jump.
_ _ You've got [A] _ [Dm] it.
Whip it, whip it, whip it, whip, whip, [A] whipped into shape. _ _ _ _ _ _ _