Chords for Lil Dicky - Earth (CLEAN CENSORED VERSION)

_ _ _ [C] Millions in California are dealing with the dangers of extreme heat and rapidly spreading wildfires.
103 degrees [Cm] in downtown Los Angeles.
112 [C] in Burbank. _ _ _ _ _
[Cm] Get out of the road!
[Ab] Relax, dude.
[C] I don't know what [Cm] I'm doing.
_ [C] I'm just here to help [Cm] you.
You're [C] leaving!
Yeah, the bus overheated or something.
You've been out here for four hours.
Can we just please go inside?
[Ab] No, no, get him in the truck!
[N] Get him in the truck! _
_ _ Pick _ _ _ _ _ it up, dork! _ _ _
What did you just say?
I said pick it up, dork!
_ Hey, are you Lil Dicky?
Yeah.
_ Hello.
Yo, Lil Dicky, my brother thinks you suck!
Okay, your brother probably sucks.
Look at how you turned out.
You're a rat.
Your whole household is probably completely mismanaged.
Hey, suck my butt, Lil Dicky!
Suck your butt?
How about you take that perfectly round head and suck my butt?
How about this? _
_ Pick up the trash!
He tried to eat our butt!
Are you going to buy a little pricey right now?
Litter on the street?
What _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
_ _ _ _ _ [D] up, _
_ _ [G] world?
_ [Bm] It's your boy, just one of the guys down here.
[A] _ Well, I could be more specific.
[D] _
I'm a human.
[G] _ And I just wanted to, you know, for the [Bm] sake of all of us
earthlings out [A] there, just wanted to [D] say_
We love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We love the [Bm]
earth.
It [D] is our home.
We love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
_ _ [D] _ _
I'm [G] a baboon.
I'm [Bm] like a man, just less advanced than my_ [A] It's huge!
_ [D] Hey, _ I'm [G] a zebra.
_ No one knows [Bm] what I do, but I look pretty cool in my [A] white or black.
_ [D] I'm a lion cub.
[G] And I'm always getting licked.
How's it [Bm] going, ala cow?
[A] This ain't milk from a_
_ [D] I'm a fat pig.
I'm a common fungus.
[G] I'm a dead squirrel, skunk, shoot you out my butt.
[Bm] I'm a plant.
I can get you fucked [A] up.
And I'm Kanye [D] West.
We love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
[D] We love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
We [D] love the earth.
Badum, badum, boom, badum, [G] badee.
We are the vultures, speed on the [Bm] dance.
We're just some rhinos, fucking this [A] sack.
I'm just a giraffe, [D] what's with this sack?
Hippity hop, I'm a kangaroo.
[G] I hop out there, whooping down with [Bm] you.
I'm an elephant.
I got drunk in my trunk.
[A] What the_
you're my [D] clown?
I'm a squirrel looking for my next nut.
[G] And I'm a pony, just a freak horse.
But, [Bm]
uh_
Come on, get on!
[A] _ Giddy up, let's [D] ride.
[G] H-P-V.
_ Don't [Bm] knock me.
I'm a koala [A] and I sleep all the time.
So [D] what, it's cute.
We love you, [G] India.
We love you, [Bm] Africa.
We love the sun.
We [A] forgive you, [D] Germany. _
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
[D] We love the earth.
It [G] is our planet.
We [Bm] love the earth.
It [A] is our home.
We [D] love the earth.
I'm a man.
[G] _ Can you hear me?
[Bm] _
I've trudged the earth [A] for so long.
And still don't [D] know, don't know.
I hope it's not a [G] simulation.
Give each other names like Ahmed and [B] Pedro.
Yeah, we like to wear [Bm] clothes.
Girls still look [A] beautiful.
And it covers up our human_
Eat [Bm] a lot of tuna fish.
But [D] these days it's like we don't know how to [G] act.
All these shootings, pollution.
We under attack on ourselves.
Like let's all just chill.
Respect [A] what we built.
Like look at the internet.
It's [D] cracking us.
Hey fellas, don't you love it?
[G] And I heard women are better than it.
[Bm] So what we got his land for?
What we got to stand [A] for?
Love.
And we love [D] the _ earth.
[G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
Welcome _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ _ _
_ _ [Em] _ [G] _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ _ [A] _ _ _ _ [D] _ _
to the [G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _
_ [A] Sahara.
Let's come together and [D] live. _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Bm] _
We love the earth.
[A] We love the earth.
Woman, I beat [D] you.
Come on everybody.
[G] I know we're not all the same.
But we're [Bm] living on the same earth.
Have you ever been to [A] earth?
Everyone who's listening has been to [D] earth, Ariana.
We're not making music for aliens here.
Are [G] we gonna die?
You know what Bieber?
We might [Bm] die.
I'm not gonna lie to you.
I mean there's so many people out [A] there
who don't think global warming is a real thing.
You know, we gotta save [D] this planet.
We're being stupid.
Unless we get up [G] together now.
Guys, [D] everybody look into whatever the Leonardo DiCaprio is always [A] pushing.
Because I feel like that guy knows more [D] about the earth
and how we're f***ed up than [G] anybody.
Like if the aliens did come,
we [Bm] should definitely send Leo as our guy, our rep.
In [A] fact, the profits that come along with the streams
and the [D] sale of this song are going right into the earth.
Let's raise some money for [G] charity.
Any words, Leo?
[Bm] This might be my favorite song ever.
It's [A] awesome.
Wow.
Thanks, Leo. [Bb] You're welcome.
We love the earth.
_ It is our [G] planet.
We love the earth.
It [E] is our home.
We [D] love the earth.
[N] It is our planet.
We love the earth.
It is our home.
_ _ _ _ Thank you so much.
Honestly, everybody, scientists are saying that we have about 12 years
to turn this environmental crisis around or we're screwed.
What do you say?
You guys want to save the world?
Of course you do.
Go to the website.
Learn how we're going to do it.