Romance Is Boring Chords by Los Campesinos

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Darling, [D] I'm with [C#m] Saint Bernard and [A] we're scouring [Bm] the Alps and the [E] Andes
And [A] if they died and it is [F#m] on my head
_ They'd follow Paul Prince in the snow to my throne, to my [A] bed
You're padding in [C] your sleep, [D] I'm waking, still [F#] [A] yawning
We're proving [B] to each other [D] that romance is [A] boring
Sure [C] there are [D] things I can [F#m] do without an [A] apropos
To prove [B] to each [F#m] other that [D] romance is boring
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[F#] _ _ [A] Start as you mean to [F#] continue
[A] _ [F#] Complacent and self [A]-involved
You're trying not to [F#] be [A] nervous
If [F#] you are trying [A] at all, I will wait, [Bm] I will [C#m] bake phallic cake
[A] Take your gibbon and smack [Bm] it in my [F#] _ clubhouse
[A] But my strength's within lies, [Bm] ventricle [C#m] cauterized
[A] It's the way of living [Bm] that [E] I [A] espouse
You're padding in [B] your [D] sleep, I'm waking, still [A] yawning
We're proving [B] to each other [D] that romance is [A] boring
Sure [B] there are [D] things I can do [F#] without an apropos
[A] To prove [B] to each [F#m] other that romance [D] is [A] boring _
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are two [F#m] ships not passing the night
You and I, we are nothing alike
I am a pleasure cruise, you are a galactic [D#] troll
[G#m] Rest [A] your necks and [D] feel the feel of [A] joy
You're padding [B] in your [D] sleep, I'm waking, still yawning
[A] We're proving to [B] each [D] other that romance is [A] boring
[B] Sure there are [D] things I can do [F#] without an [Am] apropos
To prove to each [D] other that romance is [F] boring
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