Chords for Marvel Musical

[E] _ [G#] _ _ _ [A] _ _ _ [B] _
_ [G#] _ [F#] _ [E] _ _ _ [B] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ I was living the life, yes I [A] was having so much fun
I [B] was winning awards I [E] didn't even know I won
And just in case you can't [G#] tell, all of [A] that went straight to [Am] hell
When I [E] was [A] kidnapped by [E] some [A] Afghan guy
[E] Who [A] made me build a missile, [E] _ [C#] or I would die
I got a magnet [F#m] in my _ chest
[B] Thanks to this guy [E] wearing a vest
Who [A] dies but [E] I am able [A] to give them [E] all the boot
[F#] With the fire I can shoot [B] from this really kick-ass suit
I can also _ fly!
For like 8 seconds
[E]
But after some improvements [A] using [B] robotic tools
[E] I was able to make the [A] suit [B] way more cool
[E] Then I get rebellious, [A] oh but [Am] Dias sang out jealous
[E] And he stole my heart [A] in a [B] completely non [E]-gay [D#m] way Oh, [C#m] oh
[A] In a completely non [E] [B]-gay way Oh, [C#m] [A] oh
And so I [E] killed him _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I've been living [A] in a third [B] world country
[E] Which is kind [C#] of ironic [F#m] since I'm trying [B] not to get [E] angry
I've been working in [A] a bottle [B] factory
[E] Then I got [C#] discovered and [F#m] tracked down by the [B] _ [E] military
Then back [C#] in New York I found [F#m] my girlfriend
I destroyed a [E] helicopter
[C#] And then this guy [F#m] got jealous of [G#m] me [F#m] Deja vu
And [A] then [B] he became a mostly [A] freak too
_ _ [B] Kinda wish I [E] had killed _ him
[A] _ _ [B] _ _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] _ _ [B] _ _
[E] Stark explodes back [A] and now that [B] everyone knows
[E] That I'm a superhero [A] and hammer [B] tech blows
[E] My life is great, [Am] nothing can go wrong
Oh wait, [E] some [A] Russian guy [E] wants me [A] to die
[E] And so [A] I killed [E] him
_ [C#] Okay, I lied
The Russian went [F#m] on to work for hammer tech
[B] I found a crossword puzzle [E] on my neck
And so I threw a party [A] and I really partied [E]
[F#] hardy
Until Cody came in, kicked my ass, [B] and stole my suit
And now [E] the Russian guy [A] has trolls
And I'm [B] pretty much [E] all alone
Turbo offended [G#] me, Rody's the war [A] machine
My chest is killing me, [Am] so [B] I invent
_ A new [E] element
[A] _
[E] Shaped like a triangle
[A] _ _ [E] And then I killed that Russian [A] guy
_ [E] _ In _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _
[E] _ the land [A] of [B] Asgard
I'm about [E] to be king
Until I [A] disobey my [B] father
Which finds [E] truth of everything
But the power's [A] managed to earth [B] _ [E] Hilarity ensues
I get arrested [A] by S.H.I.E.L.D.
[B] And I fall [E] in love with a Jew
While I'm gone, [D] Loki takes over [A] Asgard
Without my [E] powers, killing this giant Cyclops thing is really hard
Through the power of [D] Odin's tear
I get my [A] powers back
I have [B] no choice but to counter [E] Loki's attack
By killing him, but I have done really
_ I _ _ _ wanted to [B] be an American [E] soldier
But [B] instead they gave me the [E] cold shoulder
They thought I'd get [B] killed [E] easily
[A] Just because I have a [B] few health _ _ difficulties
[A] So to save myself the [E] embarrassment
I partake in [C#] a dangerous _ [F#m] experiment
That [B] gives me biceps, pecs, [E] and ass
_ _ _ [G#] _ [A] _ I can also run slightly [E] faster
So I [C#] go murder some Nazi bastard
[F#m] Led by a guy [B] who's named Red Skull for some reason
_ And _ so I [E] kill him
Right before crashing into the Altican
Freezing over for several decades
[A] I wake [B] up in the future [E] where I have [G#] to adjust
To [A] seeing black [B] people sitting [E] in the front [C#] of the bus
[F#m] And so just [B] when I think [D#m] that [E] this is [C#m] all a bad dream
[A] This black guy tells me about joining [B] a team
_ _ _ I'm _ [E] _
_ _ _ [C#m] _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [A] _ _
not [B] dead yet, still enjoying forces [E] _
_ [C#m] even _ though
[A] The 80's [B] shall ever summon _ [C#m] Starry's land
And while we can't kill each [A] other's friends _
[B] [E] We're unequally matched
_ [G#m] [C#m] So we might as well start this [A] plan that
[E]
Loki has [C#] hatched
Wait, Loki's alive?
Indeed
What the hell?
Bruce didn't kill the Abomination
Yeah, Bruce, what the hell was that about?
Well, _ my girlfriend told me not to
_ _ _ Pussy
[Em] In the portal of [B] truth
_ Loki's army [Em] attacks
It's a fight [Am] scene
We have enormous [Em]
black souls
This is bad, [B] since no needle [Am] will fly
Loki is knocked [B] into the core
Captain America, Hulk, Iron Man, and these guys _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [B] And so we [E] kill _ _ _ him
We didn't kill him, we just sort of beat the shit out of him
_ _ [B] So we beat the shit out [E] of _ him _ _
_ _ _ Well _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ that's [N] boring Pussy
_ _ _ _ _ _ Slightly less