Chords for mc chris - Hoodie Ninja

[E] How can he be a ninja?
He lived for 20 years in Japan.
He trained Kogaryu style ninjutsu.
We've got to stop.
I'll call Lieutenant Dime.
_ _ _ This is no job for the police. _
It's something I'll have to do.
_ If only a ninja could stop a ninja.
[Em] _ _ [E] I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a [Em] ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja.
I'm a hoodie ninja.
I got my ninja [E] bag, aka a pillowcase
filled with nacho flavor combos
of flashlight and masking tape.
We got hoodies and some goodies.
We got tools and also talent.
[G] Vicious when in stealth.
That's some barn and barely [E] balanced.
No katana, no shuriken, so let's hurry cross the yard.
If there's no one, move up over them and shoot and feed at heart.
The objective is reconnaissance.
This effect is a hottie.
[G] Redhead from a home with the baddest little [E] body.
Hella dope telescope from little bro's pyro phase.
She's about to change her bed.
[G] We gotta get there right away.
I can't make her so I snake her.
Take a donut, make it glaze.
I [D] climb a tree and finally I feast upon her [E] frame.
She's rocking cotton panties, they're real so it seems.
She's stretching, I'm still fetching.
She's a cutie, I'm a dream, lose the teeth.
32 B's, yes I know her cup size.
[Em] I'm X'ing my spot guys while my balls get bug [E] bites.
Ouch!
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
You're off guard, ninja stars, got you injured.
Top flop, knock shot, break your finger.
Got a bull, wanna linger.
[Em] I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
You're off guard, ninja stars, got you [E] injured.
[Em] Top flop, knock shot, break your [E] finger.
Got a bull, wanna linger.
Got [G] my ninja get up, it's a [B] fed fed sweatshirt.
Rocking up and dressing tight so tight that my head hurts.
Stolen black flack that is supposed to be for church.
Not the costume, too much textile while my ninja takes the merch.
I ain't got no card, you know, well that's a grappling apparatus.
Bananas from my mama, her burritos are the baddest.
Let's eat them in the shed while my father keeps us warm.
And I'll explain the [A] mission, it's so bitchin' we're [B] sworn.
Gym coach is a Nazi, always got me running [E] laps.
I know he doesn't like me, you should hear his crunchy laugh.
Can't put up with the push ups and the crunch.
Got me cranking, I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja. _
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[Em] _ _ [E] I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie [D] ninja.
I'm a [C#] ninja, I'm a hoodie [Em] ninja.
I'm a [D#m] ninja, _ [Dm] _
_ [C#m] I'm a hoodie [Em] ninja.
I'm a [D#m] ninja, I'm a hoodie [Dm] ninja.
I'm a [C#m] ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie [Em] ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a [D#m] ninja, I'm a hoodie [Dm] ninja.
I'm a [E] hoodie ninja.
[Em] I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie [E] ninja. _ _ _
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
[Em] I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie [E] ninja.
[Em] I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja.
I'm a ninja, I'm a hoodie ninja. _ _ _ _ _