Chords for Mean Mary - Ding Dong Day (Official Music Video)

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[Am] _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _ Christmas ain't got no [Am] money, ain't got no [C] job, ain't got no honey.
Storeplex on Sudan, [Am] wonder where those bills are [D] payin' you, ain't got no [C] spell.
Ding [Bm] dong, ding [Am] dong, ding [F] dong, ding dong, ding dang.
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[Bm] Christmas [Am] guaranteed, oh my, oh my, how [C] our pockets bleed.
Buying gifts, we don't [Am] need gifts to throw [F] away and we're [C] pay, pay, pay.
It costs too [Bm] much at the super center [Am] store, so there ain't gonna [G] be no wreath at my [C] door.
But if I was [Bm] born, the angels [Am] sing, and with my [F] voice I could make the bells ring. _
[C] Ding [G] dong, ding [Am] dong, ding dong, ding [C] dong, ding dang.
Ding [G] dong, ding [Am] dong, ding [F] dong, ding dong, dang.
_ [C] My tree won't even [Am] unfold, it's lost its limbs and [C] it's full of mold.
It's starshines, crayon [Am] gold, paper mache, [D] from my kid that got him [C] playin'.
Oh Christmas [G] tree, oh Christmas [Am] tree, how faithful [F] are thy branches.
_ [C] _ Christmas, so darn [Am] pretty, lights in the sky and [C] lights in the city.
[Bm] Christmas, ain't it a [Am] pity when all we see is a shopping [C] spree.
It costs too [Bm] much at the super center [Am] store, so there ain't gonna be no [C] wreath at my door.
But if I was [Bm] born, the angels [Am] sing, and with my [F] voice I could make the bells _ [C] ring.
Ding [G] dong, ding [Am] dong, ding dong, ding [C] dong, ding dang.
Ding [G] dong, ding [Am] dong, ding [F] dong, ding dong, dang. _
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Walk tall past the brawl at the shopping [G] mall, where they claw and they crawl to buy what they [A] saw.
And rampant panties, time grows [F] scant.
Trapped for a sap, wrapping things to [C] unwrap.
We thirst and vest to increase our [G] waste.
What we slaved to save goes in one big [A] way.
Buy a bat for a brat and a hat for the [F] cat.
Buy a rat for the cat and another [C] bat.
There's just too [G] many good girls and [Am] models, so Santa's gonna [C] have to make cheaper toys.
But if I was [G] born, the angels [Am] sing, and with my [F] voice I could make the bells ring.
_ _ [C] _ [G] Christmas, I feel the [Am] spirit, may not [C] see it, but I sure can hear it.
I [Bm] know I'm getting [Am] near it when I hear the [F] sound.
What [C] a revel!
Ding dong, ding [Am] dong, ding [C] dong, ding dong, ding dale.
Ding dong, ding [Am] dong, ding [C] dong, it's Christmas Day. _ _ _
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