Mrs. Potato Head Chords by Melanie Martinez
Tempo:
85 bpm
Chords used:
E
C#m
B
A
G#
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[B]
[A] [E]
[C#m] If you weren't born with it, you can [B] buy a couple ornaments.
Just be [A] sure to read the warning kits, cause pretty [E] soon you'll be bored of it.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Sexual.
Hey girl, if you [B] wanna feel sexual, you can always call [A] up a professional.
They stick pins in ya [E] like a vegetable.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if you're on the [C#m] tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make her [C#m] better?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [G#] together.
[B] Even if her face don't stay together.
[E] [C#m] If you want a little more confidence, potatoes, turnip, french [B] fries, yeah, it's common sense.
All you need's a [A] couple more condiments, and a hundred thousand [E] dollars for some compliments.
Ha ha.
[C#m] It's such a waste, when little girls [B] blow into their mother's face.
But little girls are [A] learning how to cut and paste, and poker up their [E] lips until they suffocate.
Ha [C#m] ha.
Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be [E] dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if [C#m] you're on the tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] together.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't [B] stay together.
[C#m] Ooh, [G#m] ah,
[G#] ooh, [E] ah.
[C#m] Oh, Mrs.
Potato Head, [G#m] tell me, is it true that pain is [G#] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
[E] Potato Head, tell me, [G#m] how do you afford it?
[G#] Should [C#m] we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [G] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Ooh, [B] ah,
[A] [E] ooh, ah.
[A] [E]
[C#m] If you weren't born with it, you can [B] buy a couple ornaments.
Just be [A] sure to read the warning kits, cause pretty [E] soon you'll be bored of it.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Sexual.
Hey girl, if you [B] wanna feel sexual, you can always call [A] up a professional.
They stick pins in ya [E] like a vegetable.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if you're on the [C#m] tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make her [C#m] better?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [G#] together.
[B] Even if her face don't stay together.
[E] [C#m] If you want a little more confidence, potatoes, turnip, french [B] fries, yeah, it's common sense.
All you need's a [A] couple more condiments, and a hundred thousand [E] dollars for some compliments.
Ha ha.
[C#m] It's such a waste, when little girls [B] blow into their mother's face.
But little girls are [A] learning how to cut and paste, and poker up their [E] lips until they suffocate.
Ha [C#m] ha.
Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be [E] dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if [C#m] you're on the tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] together.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't [B] stay together.
[C#m] Ooh, [G#m] ah,
[G#] ooh, [E] ah.
[C#m] Oh, Mrs.
Potato Head, [G#m] tell me, is it true that pain is [G#] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
[E] Potato Head, tell me, [G#m] how do you afford it?
[G#] Should [C#m] we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [G] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Ooh, [B] ah,
[A] [E] ooh, ah.
Key:
E
C#m
B
A
G#
E
C#m
B
_ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[C#m] If you weren't born with it, you can [B] buy a couple ornaments.
Just be [A] sure to read the warning kits, cause pretty [E] soon you'll be bored of it.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Sexual.
Hey girl, if you [B] wanna feel sexual, you can always call [A] up a professional.
They stick pins in ya [E] like a vegetable.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if you're on the [C#m] tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make her [C#m] better?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [G#] together.
_ _ _ [B] Even if her face don't stay together.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [C#m] If you want a little more confidence, potatoes, turnip, french [B] fries, yeah, it's common sense.
All you need's a [A] couple more condiments, and a hundred thousand [E] dollars for some compliments.
Ha ha.
[C#m] It's such a waste, when little girls [B] blow into their mother's face.
But little girls are [A] learning how to cut and paste, and poker up their [E] lips until they suffocate.
Ha [C#m] ha.
Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be [E] dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if [C#m] you're on the tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] together.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't [B] stay together.
[C#m] Ooh, _ [G#m] _ ah, _
[G#] _ _ ooh, [E] _ ah. _
[C#m] Oh, Mrs.
Potato Head, [G#m] tell me, is it true that pain is [G#] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
[E] Potato Head, tell me, [G#m] how do you afford it?
[G#] Should [C#m] we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [G] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
_ Ooh, [B] _ ah, _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ ooh, ah. _
[A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[C#m] If you weren't born with it, you can [B] buy a couple ornaments.
Just be [A] sure to read the warning kits, cause pretty [E] soon you'll be bored of it.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Sexual.
Hey girl, if you [B] wanna feel sexual, you can always call [A] up a professional.
They stick pins in ya [E] like a vegetable.
Ha ha.
[C#m] Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if you're on the [C#m] tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make her [C#m] better?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [G#] together.
_ _ _ [B] Even if her face don't stay together.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ [C#m] If you want a little more confidence, potatoes, turnip, french [B] fries, yeah, it's common sense.
All you need's a [A] couple more condiments, and a hundred thousand [E] dollars for some compliments.
Ha ha.
[C#m] It's such a waste, when little girls [B] blow into their mother's face.
But little girls are [A] learning how to cut and paste, and poker up their [E] lips until they suffocate.
Ha [C#m] ha.
Kids forever, kids [B] forever.
Baby soft skin turns into [A] leather.
Don't be [E] dramatic, it's only some plastic.
No one will love you if [C#m] you're on the tread.
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, is it true that pain is [A] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
Potato Head, [B] tell me, how do you afford it?
[A] Should we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [E] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] together.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't [B] stay together.
[C#m] Ooh, _ [G#m] _ ah, _
[G#] _ _ ooh, [E] _ ah. _
[C#m] Oh, Mrs.
Potato Head, [G#m] tell me, is it true that pain is [G#] beauty?
Does a new face come with a [E] warranty?
Will a pretty face make a [C#m] founder?
Oh, Mr.
[E] Potato Head, tell me, [G#m] how do you afford it?
[G#] Should [C#m] we do you slow?
Yeah, you'll stay [G] forever, even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
Stay forever, stay [B] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [A] together.
Stay forever, stay [E] forever.
Even if her face don't stay [C#m] together.
_ Ooh, [B] _ ah, _
[A] _ _ [E] _ _ ooh, ah. _