Chords for Mendoza The Bad Touch (Cover)

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[C#m] Sweat, baby, sweat, baby, sex is a trick to distract me
[B] And you do the kind of stuff that [E] only [A] prince would sing about
So [C#m] put your hands down my pants [E] and I bet you feel nuts
[B] Yes, I'm sissle, yes, I'm ebert [A] and you're getting two [C#m] thumbs up
You've had enough of two [E] hands that you wander off your eyebrows
[B] Won't you [G#m] smile, won't you cover like my [C#m] waffle house has brows?
Come and cook it up for next, never missing a page
Just [E] a Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined to [G#m] make me rise
It's an hour early [C#m] to stack daylight savings time
You and me, baby, [E] I ain't nothing but [B] mammal
So let us [G#m] do it like they do [C#m] on the Discovery Channel
You and me, baby, [E] I ain't nothing but mammal
So [G#m] let us do it like they do [A] on the Discovery Channel _
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how can you [E] clean up with the mop and bucket?
[G#m] Like the last catacombs of Egypt [C#m] only God knows where we stock it
Hieroglyphics, baby, with slip stick, I [E] wanna be down in your South Sea
Let [G#m] it get this motion, let the motion of your ocean [C#m] be small craft advisory
If I kept size, if you'd price, I'd type [E] B5, you sunk my battleship
Please [G#m] tell me all on Mr.
Coffee [C#m] with an automatic grip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine, till [E] time you love it just like Lala
[G#m] Then we do it lucky style so [E] we can both watch it expire
You and me, baby, I ain't nothing but [B] mammal
So let us [G#m] do it like they do on [C#m] the Discovery Channel
You and me, baby, [E] I ain't nothing but mammal
[B] So let us [G#m] do it like they do on [C#m] the Discovery Channel _
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me, baby, [E] I ain't nothing but mammal
So [B] let us do it like they [A] do on the Discovery Channel
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_ _ _ [C#m] You and me baby, I ain't nothing but a mammal
[E] So let us do it like they do [G#m] on The Discovery [E] Channel
You and me baby, I ain't nothing but a mammal _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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