My Favorite Ladies Chords by Mf Doom

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_ Mm, _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Dm] my favorite lady.
Mary, you make me want to eat you.
Every time I see you, it's like the first time I meet you.
Fragrance like a flower, subtle and sweet too.
Seductive and whatever, it might as well be see-through.
Like my genie in a bottle.
This could get me [Ebm] rich, look like a magazine [Dm] model.
Before you know it, he have her on his toe.
Fresh and ripe, [Ebm] flexing like Acapulco [Dm] gold.
If I had to [Eb] guess just right, not a [Dm] day old.
Like a cradle [Abm] robber, copped off, shop a [Dm] trailer load.
[A] Know the right number, you could [Dm] get up.
And hit it while you're in [Eb] a soul to the highest [Dm] litter.
Like fruits and berries, bring daddy loot in a hurry.
Self speak you, don't worry.
Had to make a nigga hallucinate and admit it.
Then she started losing [D] weight, letting [Gb] everybody [Dm] hit it.
Unlike Ali, sometimes she get bitter.
Always kept me [Abm] happy, never had a problem [Dm] with her.
She used to let me use her back when I was looser.
Respect her to [D] this day and never did [Dm] abuse her.
I told her I'll be [Bb] faithful, but she don't believe [Dm] me.
I probably could have [Ebm] been if I never met [Dm] Evie.
She make me feel all fuzzy inside.
She said, I'm not as local.
You won't get [Ebm] nowhere near her if you're [Dm] broke though.
Kept a shorty mad, find it much thinner.
If caught, I'd get mad.
Time's just for touching her.
Not good, so much for homins.
So fly, [Ebm] she should be in the sky with [Dm] diamonds.
Little [A] young thing, she like to do the [Dm] tongue thing.
At times, she [Abm] will play hard to get, [Dm] fronting or something.
[Eb] Made me feel like the number [Dm] one king.
Run into her [D] now and we'll still catch [Dm] a front fling.
Met her out in Central Park, that's one sign.
Had to guard mentally, spark, reflect the sunshine.
She said, you need to stop messing with that white girl.
She was fucking with your head and got your heart in a tight curl.
We messed [Eb] around once or twice, but [Dm] she don't know me.
She helped me get [Eb] money at the Dunce Price [Dm] OT.
Plus, she from Columbia, so she really Spanish.
Cooking [Eb] on to make a Cap Bank account [Dm] vanish.
And Miss Hazy, older woman, mature black.
Every time she sees me, [Ebm] I end up getting [Dm] pulled back.
All she want me to [Ebm] do is blaze [Dm] it crazy.
The only one [Ebm] complaint is that she made me [Dm] too lazy.
Sugar Mommy laced me with the butter navy, Evie.
Just her way to make up for [Ebm] the headaches that [Dm] she gave me.
It's all gravy when I'm done getting my mac on.
My ally is [Ebm] always there to help me get [Dm] back on.
[Abm] _ _ [Dm] _ [Gm] _ [Abm] Lady.
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_ Fuck.
Evie, shut the fuck up. _