One Beer Chords by Mf Doom

[F#] I get no kick from [Em] champagne
_ [F#m] _
Their alcohol doesn't thrill me at all _
So tell me why should we
I _ _ get a kick [C] outta brew
[C] There's _
[G] only one beer [F#m] left
Rappers screaming all in our ears [G] like we're deaf
Trap me, do a number on the [F#] label
Beat up all the MC's
Drink a month on the [G] table like it's on me
[F#m] Put it on my tab kid, however you get there
Footed, [G] cab it, iron horse it
You leave it on your face, [F#] forfeit
Across the mic, hold it like the heat, he might [G] toss it
Told him, tell him they stole it
He told her he [F#m] lost it
She told him get off it and a bunch of other [G] horses
We ain't money, [D] we [Em] ain't no [F#m] new leaves
It's like eating watermelon, stay split, [G] group seeds
It's the weed, give me some of what he [E] drooping off
Soon as he [G#] wake up, choke me like [G] it's heavy broth
They grouping [F#m] soft
First hour at the open bar, they [G] trooping off
He went to go laugh and get some head by the [E] side road
She asked him autograph a [G#] derriere in [G] red
For why bro, this yard bird tastes like [F#] fried toad curd
Love villain, take pride [G] in cold words
Crooked eye, mold [F#m] nerd, geek with a cold heart
Probably still be speaking [B] in rhymes [G] like a whole fart
Study how to eat this dime by [F#] the pizza guy
Know who's not too flawless
[G] You can squeeze her eye, you can [C#] squeeze her thigh
Maybe [E] give her curves or feel
The same way she feel [F#] it when you flow, [G] your nerves are still
They call her super when they need their [F#m] back on plumbing
Howards only one left, [G] the pack coming six
Whatever happened to two and [E] three
I heard her try to slide with four and [F#] five and got caught
[G] Don't make them have to get cutting like [F#] truants
Matter of fact, not for nothing right now, you and me
Looser than a pair of deeters
I hope you brought your spare tweeters
MC's sound like cheerleaders
Rapping and dancing like redhead cake pitter
Who came to do the thing again, no matter who be blinging
He do it for the smelly hubbies
Seeds know what time it is, like it's time for telly tubbies
Few can do it, even few of them sell it
Take it from the dude who wear a mask like a [G] tarted helmet
He plot [B] shows like [F#] robberies
In and out, one, two, three, nobody [G] sleeps
Run the cash and you won't get a wet [F#m] sweatshirt
The mic is the shawty, nobody move, nobody [G] get hurt
Bring heat like the [F#] void, I'm going to war
Game in the door, got everybody [G] on the floor
Whole string of jobs like we [F#] on tour
Day, night, on the score, [G] coming to your corner store
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_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [G] There is Diana
[B] Now [E] to the representation
Self [F#]-recognized in my [Gm] program
[C] All the [E] world's beaters on earth are under my control
And when they meet [C] tomorrow is special [G] session
I, [F] Doom, [E] shall be voted [B] master [G] of the world
[F] My [G#] plan is simple, but just [E] in case
[F#] _ _ [B] _ [E] _ [D#] _ [C] _ And what about [F#] Small?
_ _ [B] You [C] keep your eyes open, when I tell [Cm] you, start snapping
[F#] Oh yeah, sure
[F] Ladies [D#] and gentlemen
[C] I am [F#] risking my life to tell you
With great concern, [D#] I [C] must warn you
You [F#] _ [B] must [C] listen
[D#] _
[Cm] _ [C] Many [F#] among you
Have [B] [D#] had their [C] minds taken
[F] [F#] What _ [B] _ [C#m]
[D#] a [C] _ _ [F#] story Start snapping
[G#]
[A] Gosh, [D#] [C] I wish I brought my [F#] autograph
Your attempts at [G#] humor follow me
[D#] Right, [C] lead head
[A#] _ _ [F#] Why [B] is everyone staring [D#] at us?
[C] Oh, I should have realized, we must look [F#] like freaks to them
[C#] Relax, mister, just do your [D#] thing
[C] Get a good grip on my What?
[F#] _
Boy, I'll [B] make your readout meter for you, you [C] little
Knock it off, Ben
[F#] What's the matter?
Oh, [B] Ben
[D#] You're nothing [C] but a chicken
You over-reacted