Chords for Michael Myers Sings A Song (Halloween Film Horror Parody)

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[Bm] I met you on Halloween night, you stabbed my friends, you took their lives, [A] why?
_ You're evil, I [Em] felt it
_ [Bm] I saw into your heartless eyes, I prayed it'd break free every night, [D] so I
_ [A] Kill you [Em] and end it
And end it
It's time [Bm] to break the silence, Mike Myers and Mike Wish shared light on the murders in 50 years
Love has spoken [A] the word, I got dynas, psychiatrists now on [Em] some verbs, it's all blurred
I'm one-fifth minded but vitals, [Bm] grab em, choke em, stab em, batter them, bludgeon them, burn them
If I got enough to pleasure from killing, I would've come [A] for more vic and tet
But there's just one girl I want dead, [Em] and if I catch one I'm hunting, huh?
These darksumas may be a [Bm] buzz, I'll take the life from them cause the livers do suffer
I see things [Bm] that breathe more like clutter, and I'm OCD, I'll [A] be the cleaner
So pick up the broom, put it [Em] through you, I'm a copy, home still, Ms.
Frost, my seven [Bm] hand to the beat of this tune
I don't dance, this move is sure to impress, blood pops out of [A] your chest, body poppin' I guess
I stare at corpses like an artist, a masterpiece, my eyes [Bm] are modern, my teeth
I met you on Halloween night, you stabbed my friends, you took their lives, [D] why?
You're _ [A] _ evil, [Em] I felt it, _ [Bm] I saw into your heartless eyes
I prayed it'd break free every [A] night so I could kill you in [Em] _ envy _
[Bm] Now I don't know if they're real, but I got these memories
I'm in a hospital and I'm hearing Larry screams, I dunk a [A] girl in scalding water, she needs face cream
There's doctors [Em] and nurses, I kill them by any means
Inject [Bm] air to your temples, slice your throat with a scalpel, blade in your back, raise you up with pure evil power
[A] Strength, stamina, I go the length, my [Em] walk might be slow, but it sure is hell frightful
I don't stop, [Bm] I cut up, you knock me down, I get back up, shoot to the ground
I uh-uh, mop like me on fire, might burn up, but won't let [A] up, cut off my head
Then I will cut, [Em] none of it happen, I'm still trapped in my cell, [Bm] it's Halloween soon
I [D] don't know how I can tell, the murder's great memories, but still I'm left unfulfilled
Every day [A] I think about Larry as he stroked by [Em] my house, I have to have her, she's like the sister I [Bm] killed
I let you haunt my Halloween night, you stabbed my friends, you took their lives
[A] You're _ [A] _ evil, [Em] I felt it, _ [D] I saw into your heartless [Bm] eyes
I prayed you'd break free every night, so [A] I'll kill you and [Em] end it
Everybody [D] wants to know the million dollar [D] question, why'd I start [Bm] killing?
Was it my Halloween fascination?
Everybody [A] dresses up as monsters and goblins this [Em] season
But why'd I make it real?
My sister had it [D] coming, but they still asked
Michael, you're not even seven, step [Bm] her to death, what were you thinking?
But the silence had kicked [A] in, the voices [A] were talking
The only thing I [Em] can do now is stab in or walk in
And secretly, when [D] no one's looking, I'm sprinting
But now I'm waiting on [Bm] the day they break in, or the day I break out
I pray they move me in a [A] bus, and if this set a reminder [Em] bound
You know where I'll be going, [Bm] Haddonfield's my home and
At Halloween they know me pretty well
They make up stories, say I came from hell, I'm [A] just a ghost story
Take it, kids, shimmery, fuck [Em] me, you, Larry, the boogeyman's [Bm] coming
I met you on Halloween night
You stabbed my friends, you took their lives, [A] why?
_ You're evil, [Em] I felt _ it
[Bm] I saw into your heartless eyes
I prayed it'd break free every [A] night
So I could kill you and [Em] end it
And end _ it _ _ _
[G] Now this song is available on iTunes and [G] Spotify and everything in between
The links are down there and up here
And yeah, basically I was inspired to make this one after hearing Lil Wayne's Famous
And I had to get the incredible Teagan Jones
She sung the chorus as Laurie Strode, she did a great job
Please go sub her and tell her [E] how awesome she is, okay?
Thank you
Now if some of you [Ab] hardcore Myers fans out there were wondering
Why I didn't include his alternate background stories
I wanted to keep it true to [Gb] the John Carpenter's original idea of Mike
Which was to make him a killer [Abm] that had no motive
No one knows why he's killing, which actually made it really hard to write as him
Because [F] I had to come up with my own [Ab] ideas
Which is basically that he just hates living [Gm] things in general
[C] He's a pretty [Ab] confusing character, but that's what makes him so scary
Like Freddy, Jason, they all have a motive, no one knows Mike
So [G] yeah, I kept it true to the 1978 [Gb] original version and the just released sequel
They have [D] their own individual timeline, if you didn't know
And I included the Halloween [Ab] 2 and the H20 [N] sequels as basically just dreams
In the Mike Myers [E] verse that I wrote
Now this is just the start [B] of the Halloween season
Me and Etch have got a horror song for every single day leading up to the 2nd of [G] November
So basically you [Gm] need to check in every single day
[F] Check in tomorrow if you [Gb] want to see old Pennywise do his [N] ting
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