Dipped In Vaseline Chords by Mickey Avalon
Tempo:
95.55 bpm
Chords used:
E
D
A
G
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
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[E] I scroll down the have like big [Em] Johnny Watt as I pull tricks for a fix and [D] a not I got
flows [A] for hoes with low self esteem and more for those who swallow protein [Em] the kid from
the sticks who stars in skin flicks and pays the rent inch [D] after inch but [A] now I can fly
with lyrics while you guys be on some queer [Em] shit check out the way I take a mark for all
that he's got and a whole lot more [A] cus when your drawers hit your ankles I untape the
shank out my sock and take your [E] bankroll oh shit you just got bicked by an illegitimate
kid out the [Em] orphanage running shit [A] I'm coming with styles you can't handle smoother than
the velvet Elvis thing above my [Em] mantle so light a candle and praise your Lord Mickey
Avalon some shit you can't [E] afford all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[D] jeans girl I'll smash [A] your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[G] jeans girl I'm a [E] costly hottie getting saucy at the swap meet if you wanna party get my
number and call me [D] from down to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie when you've got some
money then come and get your jollies [E] a corner teen in this California dream all up on the
scene dipped in [Bm] Vaseline my foster parents told me that I could be anything I wanted
to so [E] I became me [Em] Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free serving sucka MC's and getting paid
for my delivery I freak [A] beats and stay in your silk sheet filthy on the mic like Lenny
Bruce used to be that had rooster in the pantry howling like a banshee and even when I'm wearing
panties I stay [E] manly all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [D] asking jeans girl I'll smash your dream [A] all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl
In [Em] the Hollywood Hills [E] swallowing pills, Pipsy, all scotch, whiskey, sniffing blow through hundred dollar bills
I toast mimosas [D] from coast to coast in penthouse suites without any clothes I used to stroll
the app with holes in my shoes [F] now I fly first class in basking suntanning [G] booze hustling
gay dudes for quaaludes [F] out by the pool in a baby [E] blue bathing suit waiting for Jesus
to bring the juice I was paying dues while you were playing in school I [A] took the whole
scene over with the flow from my lips [G] here's an autographed picture for your [B] little sis
my days of turning tricks are behind me [E] unless you got the time to whine and dine me all
up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl [D] I'll smash your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and [G] I'm asking jeans girl
[E] [G] [D] [G]
[Ab]
[E] I scroll down the have like big [Em] Johnny Watt as I pull tricks for a fix and [D] a not I got
flows [A] for hoes with low self esteem and more for those who swallow protein [Em] the kid from
the sticks who stars in skin flicks and pays the rent inch [D] after inch but [A] now I can fly
with lyrics while you guys be on some queer [Em] shit check out the way I take a mark for all
that he's got and a whole lot more [A] cus when your drawers hit your ankles I untape the
shank out my sock and take your [E] bankroll oh shit you just got bicked by an illegitimate
kid out the [Em] orphanage running shit [A] I'm coming with styles you can't handle smoother than
the velvet Elvis thing above my [Em] mantle so light a candle and praise your Lord Mickey
Avalon some shit you can't [E] afford all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[D] jeans girl I'll smash [A] your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[G] jeans girl I'm a [E] costly hottie getting saucy at the swap meet if you wanna party get my
number and call me [D] from down to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie when you've got some
money then come and get your jollies [E] a corner teen in this California dream all up on the
scene dipped in [Bm] Vaseline my foster parents told me that I could be anything I wanted
to so [E] I became me [Em] Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free serving sucka MC's and getting paid
for my delivery I freak [A] beats and stay in your silk sheet filthy on the mic like Lenny
Bruce used to be that had rooster in the pantry howling like a banshee and even when I'm wearing
panties I stay [E] manly all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [D] asking jeans girl I'll smash your dream [A] all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl
In [Em] the Hollywood Hills [E] swallowing pills, Pipsy, all scotch, whiskey, sniffing blow through hundred dollar bills
I toast mimosas [D] from coast to coast in penthouse suites without any clothes I used to stroll
the app with holes in my shoes [F] now I fly first class in basking suntanning [G] booze hustling
gay dudes for quaaludes [F] out by the pool in a baby [E] blue bathing suit waiting for Jesus
to bring the juice I was paying dues while you were playing in school I [A] took the whole
scene over with the flow from my lips [G] here's an autographed picture for your [B] little sis
my days of turning tricks are behind me [E] unless you got the time to whine and dine me all
up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl [D] I'll smash your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and [G] I'm asking jeans girl
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] I scroll down the have like big [Em] Johnny Watt as I pull tricks for a fix and [D] a not I got
flows [A] for hoes with low self esteem and more for those who swallow protein [Em] the kid from
the sticks who stars in skin flicks and pays the rent inch [D] after inch but [A] now I can fly
with lyrics while you guys be on some queer [Em] shit check out the way I take a mark for all
that he's got and a whole lot more [A] cus when your drawers hit your ankles I untape the
shank out my sock and take your [E] bankroll oh shit you just got bicked by an illegitimate
kid out the [Em] orphanage running shit [A] I'm coming with styles you can't handle smoother than
the velvet Elvis thing above my [Em] mantle so light a candle and praise your Lord Mickey
Avalon some shit you can't [E] afford all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[D] jeans girl I'll smash [A] your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[G] jeans girl I'm a [E] costly hottie getting saucy at the swap meet if you wanna party get my
number and call me [D] from down to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie when you've got some
money then come and get your jollies [E] a corner teen in this California dream all up on the
scene dipped in [Bm] Vaseline my foster parents told me that I could be anything I wanted
to so [E] I became me [Em] Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free serving sucka MC's and getting paid
for my delivery I freak [A] beats and stay in your silk sheet filthy on the mic like Lenny
Bruce used to be that had rooster in the pantry howling like a banshee and even when I'm wearing
panties I stay [E] manly all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [D] asking jeans girl I'll smash your dream [A] all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl
In [Em] the Hollywood Hills [E] swallowing pills, Pipsy, all scotch, whiskey, sniffing blow through hundred dollar bills
I toast mimosas [D] from coast to coast in penthouse suites without any clothes I used to stroll
the app with holes in my shoes [F] now I fly first class in basking suntanning [G] booze hustling
gay dudes for quaaludes [F] out by the pool in a baby [E] blue bathing suit waiting for Jesus
to bring the juice I was paying dues while you were playing in school I [A] took the whole
scene over with the flow from my lips [G] here's an autographed picture for your [B] little sis
my days of turning tricks are behind me [E] unless you got the time to whine and dine me all
up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl [D] I'll smash your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and [G] I'm asking jeans girl
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] I scroll down the have like big [Em] Johnny Watt as I pull tricks for a fix and [D] a not I got
flows [A] for hoes with low self esteem and more for those who swallow protein [Em] the kid from
the sticks who stars in skin flicks and pays the rent inch [D] after inch but [A] now I can fly
with lyrics while you guys be on some queer [Em] shit check out the way I take a mark for all
that he's got and a whole lot more [A] cus when your drawers hit your ankles I untape the
shank out my sock and take your [E] bankroll oh shit you just got bicked by an illegitimate
kid out the [Em] orphanage running shit [A] I'm coming with styles you can't handle smoother than
the velvet Elvis thing above my [Em] mantle so light a candle and praise your Lord Mickey
Avalon some shit you can't [E] afford all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[D] jeans girl I'll smash [A] your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm asking
[G] jeans girl I'm a [E] costly hottie getting saucy at the swap meet if you wanna party get my
number and call me [D] from down to dusk I bust nuts and shoot Charlie when you've got some
money then come and get your jollies [E] a corner teen in this California dream all up on the
scene dipped in [Bm] Vaseline my foster parents told me that I could be anything I wanted
to so [E] I became me [Em] Mickey Avalon the kid who runs free serving sucka MC's and getting paid
for my delivery I freak [A] beats and stay in your silk sheet filthy on the mic like Lenny
Bruce used to be that had rooster in the pantry howling like a banshee and even when I'm wearing
panties I stay [E] manly all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [D] asking jeans girl I'll smash your dream [A] all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl
In [Em] the Hollywood Hills [E] swallowing pills, Pipsy, all scotch, whiskey, sniffing blow through hundred dollar bills
I toast mimosas [D] from coast to coast in penthouse suites without any clothes I used to stroll
the app with holes in my shoes [F] now I fly first class in basking suntanning [G] booze hustling
gay dudes for quaaludes [F] out by the pool in a baby [E] blue bathing suit waiting for Jesus
to bring the juice I was paying dues while you were playing in school I [A] took the whole
scene over with the flow from my lips [G] here's an autographed picture for your [B] little sis
my days of turning tricks are behind me [E] unless you got the time to whine and dine me all
up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and I'm [G] asking jeans girl [D] I'll smash your dream all up on the scene dipped in Vaseline and [G] I'm asking jeans girl
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