Chords for MLP - Stop The Bats (Remix)

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I sit down [E] when I pee.
There's nothing [Gb] that means about me.
I'm just taking a whiz.
My [Bb] job is, why is everybody always staring at me?
[Gb] Hey bro, I gotta go.
Let me through, I gotta go number two.
No can do, I'm taking [Bb] a pee.
Sitting on the loo, having a good long wee.
[Eb] Are you sitting down?
[E] I'm sitting down.
And you're not making [Gb] brown?
I'm not making [Eb] brown.
Are you making ice tea?
[E] Just lemonade.
[Eb] Are you sitting down?
I'm sitting down.
[Eb] Why don't you stay [E] like a regular man?
And you [Gb] can pee in the [Eb] urinal can.
Do you really wanna know why I'm sitting so strong?
I just [Bb] can't stand. _ _
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[Eb] Sticks and carpets [E] will give you a fright.
You need [Gb] an apple for a date.
And that thing's for a minute.
Maybe three.
Then they're eating every apple in your apple tree.
[Eb] They don't care [E] about data.
Not silk, [Gb] stone, nothing.
Except bringing about [E] an orchard's [Bb] destruction. _ _
[Eb] No, just a minute.
[E] There's another [Gb] side to this.
I did not defend [Bb] them.
Then I don't even miss.
[Eb] These bats are smart.
[E] They're poppers.
They'll get their hair [Gb] pretty.
Just like [Eb] we all do.
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[Gb] Well, give me a break.
You're being denied.
These creatures have [Eb] a wild right mind.
[Gb] The orchard is not their best survival.
They refuse what others may conjure.
No, I hope they don't.
And that is because the fact.
[Eb] These bat beasts, we don't know how to fight. _ _ _
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[Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ I sit down when I pee. _
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[Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ None [F] of that means I'm big.
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[Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ [Bb] I'm big in the wind.
My job [Eb] is.
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[Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ Why is everybody always [Eb] staring at me?
They're loyal [E] _ _ [Gb] to their [Eb] family.
Spreading seeds [E] while starving [Gb] by.
See what's coming, you better [Eb] run and hide.
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[Eb] They're big [E] and ugly and [Gb] mean as sin.
You'll forget the [Bb] state my trees are in.
[Eb] They help [E] your trees grow [Gb] stronger [Eb] faster.
They turn my [E] life to a total [Bb] disaster. _ _
[Gb] Oh, I'm going to have a doubt.
These vermin must be stopped right out.
[Ebm] I second that.
They've got to go.
These bats, they've got to hit [Gb] the road.
It comes down to just one simple [Bbm] fact.
They've [Ebm] crossed the line.
It's time to fight them.
_ [Bb] Stop.
Stop [E] the [Eb] _ _ _ [Bb] _
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[Eb] _ [E] bats.
Stop the bats.
Make [Gb] them go and not come back.
Stop the [E] bats.
Stop the bats.
[Bb] Make them go and not come [Eb] back.
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_ [E] Yes, _ _ _ [Bb] _ _
[Gb] it comes down to just one simple [Eb] fact.
They've crossed the line.
It's time to attack. _ _ _
It comes down to just one simple fact.
[Eb] They've crossed the line.
It's time to attack. _ _ _
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[Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [F] I said don't wanna be [Eb] here.
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_ _ [Gb] _ _ [F] I'm not the man you used to know, Pete.
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[Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Bb] Taking a whiz.
Mind your own [Eb] business.
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[Eb] _ _ [Gb] _ _ [Bb] Why is everybody always staring at [N] me? _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [Db] _ _ [Eb] I've forgotten to be _ _ [Fm] _ special later.
[Ab] And [Eb] I look like a queen.
_ _ [Fm] The wind [Db] is howling.
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[Fm] _ _ _ _ [Eb] I'm not [Bb] dying. _