Girlfriend In A Coma Chords by Mojo Nixon

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_ [G] Girlfriend's in a [E] coma, I know _ [G] _ she's serious, _ [C] _ _ [D] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ serious.
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[G] There were times when I [E] could have murdered [G] her.
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[G] I would do everything [C] not to have [D] to hurt [G] her.
Let me [C] ask you, [Em] do you really think _ [C] [D] you're boo-boo?
[Em] Do you really think you're boo-boo?
[D]
Do [Em] you really think _ [C] [D] you're boo-boo?
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ Girlfriend's in a [C] coma, [A] I [G] know she's _ serious.
Girlfriend's in a coma, _ _ _ [C] I _
[D] know [G] she's serious.
Yeah, yeah, [C] yeah, yeah.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
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[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[G] There were _ times [C] when I [D] could have [G] strangled her.
_ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ But I don't [C] want nothing to [D] go ahead and [G] mangle her.
_ [C] _ _
[D] _ [E] Do you really think [C] you're [D] boo-boo?
Do [Em] you really [Ab] _ _ [C] _ _
[D] think [E] you're boo-boo?
Do you really think [C] you're [D] boo-boo?
[Em] _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ _ [G] _ Girlfriend's in a [C] coma, [Dm] I know [G] _ she's serious.
[C] Oh, [Dm] yes I do.
[G] _ Girlfriend's in a [C] coma, [D] love's making [G] me _ delirious.
[C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
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[D] _ _ [G] There she [C] was, [G] lying in a coma.
_ [C] I _
[D] _ _ [G] _ could smell [C] the [A] hospital _ [G] aroma.
_ _ [C] _ _
_ [G] She was lying there [C] like a loaf [D] of bread.
I [G] said, baby, baby, baby, [C] are [G] you dead?
She _ said, _ [C] _ _
[D] nothing [G] at all. _ _ _ _
_ _ Now most of y'all out there are [C] thinking,
Mojo, _
[D] [G] you're an insensitive, edgy [C] galoot. _
[D] _ _ Whatever feeling you got [C] in your body, [D] it's so [G] small,
you can ram it up [C] a nance ass [D] and look like a [G] _ BB in a [C] boxcar.
[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ [C] Yeah, well, [D] _ [G] don't blame me.
_ [C] Blame [D] the writer of this [G] song, _ Morrissey.
[C] _ _
[D] _ [G] Yeah, don't blame [C] me.
[D] Blame _ [G] Morrissey.
You know that fruitcake that sings in the Smiths?
Don't blame [C] me.
[A] Blame _ [G] _ Morrissey.
Oh, he's celibate.
_ Yeah, well, I'm Mojo Nixon and the anti-Morrissey.
_ I'm Mojo Nixon and the anti-Morrissey.
Can't you see, can't you see that I am the anti _ -Morrissey?
Aw, because I'm a meat-eater.
Yeah, I like meat.
[C] I like it [A] sweet.
[G] And I like to get [Dm] laid and I always get [G] paid.
Hey, [A] Morrissey, kiss [G] my big hairy [C] brother. _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ [G] Girlfriend in a [E] coma, _ [D] I know, [G] _ serious.
_ [C] _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
[D] _ _ [G] _ Girlfriend in a coma.
_ [D]
I [G] got a girlfriend _ [C] in a coma.
[D] _ [G] _ Girlfriend in a coma, [C] girlfriend [E] in a coma, [G] girlfriend in a coma, came from a coma.
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[D] _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [C] Girlfriend in a [G] coma.
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[D] _ [G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ Well, you're pretty sure, Doc, she's not going to come out of it.
Okay, thanks. _ _ _ _