Chords for mojo tie my pecker
Tempo:
82.05 bpm
Chords used:
E
A
B
Bm
F#m
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
Me your mama and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shit house door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg
[E]
That's gonna stand it with the pig in the [A] barn, grandma's getting down with the ear of corn
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg, [B] gonna tie my [Em] pecker to my [E] leg
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids [A] hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front [E] yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my [F#] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Sister's getting rich on her 900 [A] number
Whore, I'm Billy Bob, give a pass to Doggy [E] Homer
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, tie my [E] pecker to my leg, right dog
[A] [E]
[B] [E] I'm [Bm] a big dick daddy and a fucking [A] fool
11 years old and I went to pussy [E] school
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Yeah her asshole's tighter than a steel [A] drum
Hell, I need a yard of her shit to watch her [E] cum
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie [E] my pecker to my leg
Oh Simon,
[A] put [E] your headphones on boy
[B] [F#m] [E] You only live once so all for [A] them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a [E] chance
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie [B] my pecker to my leg
Yeah [E] my gal's so fine, wanna suck her [A] daddy's dick
If you saw my pimp's face, you [F#m] wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my [G#m] pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I woke up this morning with a case of stinky [A] fingers
Last night I must've been a designated [E] drinker
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I need a woman six foot [A] ten, she gotta be that [E] tall so I can get it all in
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Everybody slow down
[B]
[A] [E]
[B] [E] Yeah me, your mama and son of a [A] whore
Floating down a river on a shithouse door
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I'm gonna tie my pecker, tie my [A] pecker, tie my pecker, tie my pecker
Gonna [E] tie my pecker to [B] my leg
[E]
Floating down the river on a shit house door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg
[E]
That's gonna stand it with the pig in the [A] barn, grandma's getting down with the ear of corn
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg, [B] gonna tie my [Em] pecker to my [E] leg
Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids [A] hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front [E] yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my [F#] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Sister's getting rich on her 900 [A] number
Whore, I'm Billy Bob, give a pass to Doggy [E] Homer
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, tie my [E] pecker to my leg, right dog
[A] [E]
[B] [E] I'm [Bm] a big dick daddy and a fucking [A] fool
11 years old and I went to pussy [E] school
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Yeah her asshole's tighter than a steel [A] drum
Hell, I need a yard of her shit to watch her [E] cum
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie [E] my pecker to my leg
Oh Simon,
[A] put [E] your headphones on boy
[B] [F#m] [E] You only live once so all for [A] them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a [E] chance
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie [B] my pecker to my leg
Yeah [E] my gal's so fine, wanna suck her [A] daddy's dick
If you saw my pimp's face, you [F#m] wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my [G#m] pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I woke up this morning with a case of stinky [A] fingers
Last night I must've been a designated [E] drinker
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I need a woman six foot [A] ten, she gotta be that [E] tall so I can get it all in
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Everybody slow down
[B]
[A] [E]
[B] [E] Yeah me, your mama and son of a [A] whore
Floating down a river on a shithouse door
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I'm gonna tie my pecker, tie my [A] pecker, tie my pecker, tie my pecker
Gonna [E] tie my pecker to [B] my leg
[E]
Key:
E
A
B
Bm
F#m
E
A
B
_ _ _ _ Me your mama and some other whore
Floating down the river on a shit house door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ That's gonna stand it with the pig in the [A] barn, grandma's getting down with the ear of corn
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg, [B] gonna tie my [Em] pecker to my [E] leg
_ Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids [A] hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front [E] yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my [F#] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Sister's getting rich on her 900 [A] number
Whore, I'm Billy Bob, give a pass to Doggy [E] Homer
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, tie my [E] pecker to my leg, right dog _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ I'm [Bm] a big dick daddy and a fucking [A] fool
11 years old and I went to pussy [E] school
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Yeah her asshole's tighter than a steel [A] drum
Hell, I need a yard of her shit to watch her [E] cum
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie [E] my pecker to my leg
Oh Simon, _
_ [A] _ _ put [E] your headphones on boy _
_ [B] _ _ [F#m] _ [E] _ You only live once so all for [A] them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a [E] chance
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie [B] my pecker to my leg
Yeah [E] my gal's so fine, wanna suck her [A] daddy's dick
If you saw my pimp's face, you [F#m] wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my [G#m] pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I woke up this morning with a case of stinky [A] fingers
Last night I must've been a designated [E] drinker
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I need a woman six foot [A] ten, she gotta be that [E] tall so I can get it all in
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Everybody slow down
[B] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] Yeah me, your mama and son of a [A] whore
Floating down a river on a shithouse door
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I'm gonna tie my pecker, tie my [A] pecker, tie my pecker, tie my pecker
Gonna [E] tie my pecker to [B] my leg
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Floating down the river on a shit house door
Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg gonna tie my pecker to my leg
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ That's gonna stand it with the pig in the [A] barn, grandma's getting down with the ear of corn
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my leg, [B] gonna tie my [Em] pecker to my [E] leg
_ Watching mom shave her pussy really gets the kids [A] hard
Grandpa's trying to fuck something in the front [E] yard
Gonna tie my pecker to my [F#] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Sister's getting rich on her 900 [A] number
Whore, I'm Billy Bob, give a pass to Doggy [E] Homer
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, tie my [E] pecker to my leg, right dog _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ [E] _ I'm [Bm] a big dick daddy and a fucking [A] fool
11 years old and I went to pussy [E] school
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Yeah her asshole's tighter than a steel [A] drum
Hell, I need a yard of her shit to watch her [E] cum
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie [E] my pecker to my leg
Oh Simon, _
_ [A] _ _ put [E] your headphones on boy _
_ [B] _ _ [F#m] _ [E] _ You only live once so all for [A] them pants
Hell ain't for sure, it's only a [E] chance
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie [B] my pecker to my leg
Yeah [E] my gal's so fine, wanna suck her [A] daddy's dick
If you saw my pimp's face, you [F#m] wouldn't give me no lip
Gonna tie my [G#m] pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I woke up this morning with a case of stinky [A] fingers
Last night I must've been a designated [E] drinker
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I need a woman six foot [A] ten, she gotta be that [E] tall so I can get it all in
Tie my pecker to my leg to my [Bm] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
Everybody slow down
[B] _ _
_ [A] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ [B] _ _ _ [E] Yeah me, your mama and son of a [A] whore
Floating down a river on a shithouse door
[E] Gonna tie my pecker to my leg to my [B] leg, gonna tie my [E] pecker to my leg
I'm gonna tie my pecker, tie my [A] pecker, tie my pecker, tie my pecker
Gonna [E] tie my pecker to [B] my leg
[E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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