More Than Survive Chords by Will Connolly

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C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, go, go.
C-c-c-come on, c-c-c-come on, go, go!
I'm waiting for my porno to load.
My brain is gonna freakin' explode. _
And now of course it's time to hit the road,
which [A] means I'll be [E] uncomfortable all day.
But that [C] really isn't such a change. _
If I'm not feeling weird or super strange,
[A] my life would be in [E] utter _ [F] disarray.
Cause freakin' [G] out is my [F] okay.
Good [G] morning, time to [C] start the day!
C [Bb]-c-c-come on, [C] c-c-c-come on, go, go.
[F] C-c-c-come [C] on, c-c-c-come on, [A] go, go!
[Am] Should I take a bus or walk instead?
I feel my stomach filling up with dread.
When I get nervous, [A] my whole face goes red.
[Dm] Do A, the [E] options calmly and be [A] still.
A [C] junior on the [A] bus is killer weak.
But [Am] if I walk when [C] I arrive, I'm [A] gonna straight up reek.
And my boxers [C] will be bunchy [A] and my pics will leak.
[Dm] _ _
God, [E] I wish I had the [F] skill
to just [G] be fine and cool and [C] chill.
I don't wanna be [F] a _ hero.
_ Just [G] wanna stay in the [Am] line.
I'll never be [F] Rob De Niro.
_ _ For me, [G] Joe Pesci is [A] fine.
So I [F] follow my own rules and I use them as [G] my tools
to [E] stay _ alive.
I don't wanna be [Dm] special, [C] no, no.
I just wanna survive.
C-c [Bb]-c-come on, [C] c-c-c-come [G] on, go, [C] go.
C-c-c [Bb]-come on, c-c [G]-c-come on, go, [C] go! _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _
_ _ _ _ [B] Jenna Rowland said [Ebm] Madeline told Jake,
I'll only have sex with you if you beat me at pool.
And then she [Ab] lost at pool [Ebm] _
deliberately.
That is so awesome.
Brooke!
I mean, slutty.
And then Madeline [Ab] was all like_
I'm [Ebm] telling the story, [G] Jenna!
_ Oh my god, he's like totally getting off on that.
Yo, don't touch me, tall ass!
Sorry, I was just trying to get to it. Jakey D!
Yo, what's the story with Madeline?
Oh man, I shouldn't say.
But it's a good thing I rock at pool.
_ [C] _ [Bb] I [C] navigate the dangerous hall.
_ [Bb] Focus on [C] a poster there on the wall.
[Bb] Avoiding any [C] eye contact at [A] all.
And trying [E] hard to remain unseen.
[G] The poster's closer [C] now, what does it say?
[G] It's a sign [C]-up for the after-school play. _ _ _
[G] It's a sign-up sheet for getting called gay.
And [A] that's not what I [E] need right now.
And [F] seen, I hang [G] a left and there's_
[C] _
Christine. _ _ _ _ _
Christine. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Christine.
[G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [F]
Christine. _ _ _ _ _ _
Conigula Christine.
[C] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ I_ _
[A] uh_
_ That _ [C] was smooth, [A] that was super pimp.
[Am] My Mac Daddy Dane couldn't be more pimp.
[Dm] _ No time [E] to wallow, no, [F] instead.
Just [G] clear your brain and move [F] ahead.
Accept [G] that you're one of [F] those guys
who'll [G] be a virgin till [C] he dies.
I [Fm] don't wanna [F] be a _ baller.
Just want [G] some skills to count [A] on.
If my nuts were [F] any smaller,
_ _ they would [G] be totally [Am] gone.
If I continue at [F] this rate,
the only thing I'll ever [G] date
is my [E] MacBook Pro hard [F] drive.
I don't wanna be [D] Clooney, no, no.
I [C] just wanna survive.
_ [Eb] Michael!
_ [E] _ _ _ [A] Jeremy, my buddy, how's [D] it hangin'?
Lunch is bangin', had [A] me sushi,
got my slushie [E] and more.
_ The [A] roll was Meggy Mocky,
and I'm [D] feelin' kinda cocky,
cause the girl [G] at 7-Eleve gave me a [E] generous pull.
You're listening to Bob Marley again, aren't you?
Oh, I'm [A] listening to Marley,
and [D] the groove is selling, Marley,
and we're almost at the end of [E] this song.
_ Yeah, that [D] was the end,
now tell [G] me, friend.
How was [D] class?
You look like ass.
What's [G] wrong?
I wrote Christine a letter telling her how I feel.
That's progress!
Yeah, I tore it up and flushed it. _ _
It's still [D] progress.
It's all good.
Hey, I saw [Ab] on Discovery
[Ebm] that humanity has stopped [F] evolving.
[Ab] _
That's_
good?
[Gb] _ Evolution's survival of the fittest, right?
[B] But now, because of [Db] technology,
you don't have [Ab] to be strong to [B] survive,
[Db] which means there's never been a better time in [F] history
to be a loser!
_ [Db] _
So own it!
Why try to [Eb] be cool when [B] you can be_
Signing up [Ebm] for the play.
I was gonna say getting stoned in my [Dbm] basement, but_
No, [D] I mean, look who's signing up for [A] the play!
_ [C] _
Christine. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [G] Christine.
_ _ _ [B] _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ [F] Christine. _
_ _ _ _ Christine. _
Christine.
_ _ _ _ Cah-nig-yu-lah [C] Christine. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] Christine. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] Christine.
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[F] Christine. _ _ _ _ _
Canigula, _ Christine, _ _ _ _ _ _ Canigula
_ [G] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ Feel my body moving through the air
_ [C] _ _ See my converse walking over _ there
_ [G] _
Take a shaky breath and I prepare
_ _ [F] _ Who cares [G] if people think I'm [F] lame
Christine _ [G] signed, I'll do the [F] same
I grab [G] the pen, I write my name
[D] _ Yay!
_ _ _ _ [Bb] _
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I'm never gonna be the cool _ guy
_ I'm more [G] the one who's [Am] left out
Of all the characters [F] at school _
I am not the [G] one who [Am] the _ _ story's about
_ Why _ can't someone [Em]
just help me [A] out _ _
[Dm] And teach me how to [F] _ thrive _ _ _ _
_ [Dm] _ _ Help me do _ [G] _ _ more than _
_ [F] survive _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [Am] More than [F] _
survive
Na [D] na na [G] na na na na na
[Am] More [A] than [F] survive
Na _ na na na [G] na na [Am] na na
If this was [F] an apocalypse, I would not need [G] any tips
[E] In how to stay [F] alive
The [Dm] zombie army's [G] yet to descend
And the period is [G] going to end
I'm just [E] trying my best [F] to pass the [G] test and _ [Bb] survive
[C] I'm just trying my best to pass the _ _ [F] _ _ [C] _
_ _ test and [G] _ _ _
survive
[A] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _ [G] _ _ [Ab] _ _ [Db] _ _ [C] _ _ _
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