Chords for most annoying songs ever! 2!!
Tempo:
127.75 bpm
Chords used:
F
C
G
Am
Gm
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret

Start Jamming...
[A] [F#] [C#]
[A]
[F#]
[N]
[G]
[C#]
[A] [F#] [C#]
[G]
[Gm]
[G]
[F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [Gm]
[A#] [Gm]
[G]
[Gm]
[A#]
[G]
[Gm]
[G] [F]
[G] [Gm]
[G] [C]
[F]
[G] [Gm]
[G]
[Gm] [G]
[F] [G]
[Gm]
[C] [Gm]
[G]
[G]
[Gm] [G]
[F] [Gm]
[Gm]
[D]
[A]
[B] [D] [G]
[Gm]
[A] [G]
[C]
[B]
[F#] [N]
[G]
[A#]
[G]
[D#] [N]
[Bm] Despicable me.
[C]
Set [F] fire to [C] your hair.
[F]
[C] Poke a stick at a grizzly [F] bear.
[C] Eat medicine that's out of date.
Use your [F] private parts [C] as [F] piranha bait.
[C] [G] Dumb [Am] ways to die.
[Em]
[F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F]
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em]
[F] So many [G] dumb ways [C] to die.
[F]
[C] [C] Get your toast [F] out [C] with a [F] fork.
[C] Do your own electrical work.
[F] [C] Teach [F]
yourself [C] how to fly.
[F] [C] Eat a two [F] week old [C] [F] unrefrigerated pie.
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F] [C] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many dumb ways to die.
[C] Invite a psycho [F]
killer [C] inside.
[F] [C] Scratch a drug [F] dealer's brand [C] new ride.
[F] [C] Take your helmet [F]
off [C] in outer [G] space.
[C] Use your clothes [D] dryer as [C] a hiding [F] place.
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] [C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [C] to die.
Keep a rattlesnake out of pet.
[F] [C] Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
[F] [C] Eat [F] a tube [C] of super [G] glue.
I wonder what's this red button do?
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] So [F] many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] [C] [Em] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em]
So [F] many dumb [C] ways to die.
[F] So many dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dress [G] up like [C] a moose during hunting [F] season.
[G]
[F] Disturb [G] a nest [C] of wasps for no good [F] reason.
[G] Stand on the edge [Am] of the train station [Em] platform.
Drive around the boom gates [F] at a level crossing.
[G] Run across the tracks between [Am] the platforms.
[Em] [F] There may not rhyme but [G] there quite possibly
[C] [G] dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [C] [G] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [C] [Bm] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em]
[F] So many dumb, [D] so many dumb ways [C] to die.
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro.
[N]
[A]
[F#]
[N]
[G]
[C#]
[A] [F#] [C#]
[G]
[Gm]
[G]
[F] [G]
[F] [G]
[F] [Gm]
[A#] [Gm]
[G]
[Gm]
[A#]
[G]
[Gm]
[G] [F]
[G] [Gm]
[G] [C]
[F]
[G] [Gm]
[G]
[Gm] [G]
[F] [G]
[Gm]
[C] [Gm]
[G]
[G]
[Gm] [G]
[F] [Gm]
[Gm]
[D]
[A]
[B] [D] [G]
[Gm]
[A] [G]
[C]
[B]
[F#] [N]
[G]
[A#]
[G]
[D#] [N]
[Bm] Despicable me.
[C]
Set [F] fire to [C] your hair.
[F]
[C] Poke a stick at a grizzly [F] bear.
[C] Eat medicine that's out of date.
Use your [F] private parts [C] as [F] piranha bait.
[C] [G] Dumb [Am] ways to die.
[Em]
[F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F]
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em]
[F] So many [G] dumb ways [C] to die.
[F]
[C] [C] Get your toast [F] out [C] with a [F] fork.
[C] Do your own electrical work.
[F] [C] Teach [F]
yourself [C] how to fly.
[F] [C] Eat a two [F] week old [C] [F] unrefrigerated pie.
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F] [C] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many dumb ways to die.
[C] Invite a psycho [F]
killer [C] inside.
[F] [C] Scratch a drug [F] dealer's brand [C] new ride.
[F] [C] Take your helmet [F]
off [C] in outer [G] space.
[C] Use your clothes [D] dryer as [C] a hiding [F] place.
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] [C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [F] So many [D] dumb ways [C] to die.
Keep a rattlesnake out of pet.
[F] [C] Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
[F] [C] Eat [F] a tube [C] of super [G] glue.
I wonder what's this red button do?
[C] [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] So [F] many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] [C] [Em] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em]
So [F] many dumb [C] ways to die.
[F] So many dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dress [G] up like [C] a moose during hunting [F] season.
[G]
[F] Disturb [G] a nest [C] of wasps for no good [F] reason.
[G] Stand on the edge [Am] of the train station [Em] platform.
Drive around the boom gates [F] at a level crossing.
[G] Run across the tracks between [Am] the platforms.
[Em] [F] There may not rhyme but [G] there quite possibly
[C] [G] dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [C] [G] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] [C] [Bm] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em]
[F] So many dumb, [D] so many dumb ways [C] to die.
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro.
[N]
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_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ Despicable me.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Set [F] fire to [C] your hair.
[F] _
[C] Poke a stick at a grizzly [F] bear.
[C] Eat _ medicine that's out of date.
Use your [F] private parts [C] as [F] piranha bait.
[C] _ [G] Dumb [Am] ways to die.
[Em] _
[F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F] _
_ [C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _
[F] So many [G] dumb ways [C] to die.
[F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [C] Get your toast [F] out [C] with a [F] fork.
[C] Do your own electrical work.
[F] _ _ [C] Teach [F]
yourself [C] how to fly.
[F] _ [C] Eat a two [F] week old [C] _ [F] unrefrigerated pie.
[C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F] _ _ [C] _ Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many dumb ways to die.
[C] _ Invite a psycho [F]
killer [C] inside.
[F] _ [C] Scratch a drug [F] dealer's brand [C] new ride.
[F] _ [C] Take your helmet [F]
off [C] in outer [G] space.
[C] Use your clothes [D] dryer as [C] a hiding [F] place.
[C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] _ _ [C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways [C] to die.
_ Keep a _ rattlesnake out of pet.
[F] _ [C] Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
[F] _ _ [C] Eat [F] a tube [C] of super [G] glue.
I wonder what's this red button do?
_ [C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] So [F] many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] _ _ [C] _ [Em] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ So [F] many dumb [C] ways to die.
[F] So many dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dress [G] up like [C] a moose during hunting [F] _ season.
[G] _ _
[F] Disturb [G] a nest [C] of wasps for no good [F] reason.
_ _ [G] Stand on the edge [Am] of the train station [Em] platform.
Drive around the boom gates [F] at a level crossing.
[G] Run across the tracks between [Am] the platforms.
[Em] _ [F] There may not rhyme but [G] there quite possibly
_ [C] _ [G] dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ [C] _ [G] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ [C] _ [Bm] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] So many dumb, [D] so many dumb ways [C] to die. _ _ _
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro. _
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_ [D#] _ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _
_ _ _ [Bm] _ _ Despicable me.
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Set [F] fire to [C] your hair.
[F] _
[C] Poke a stick at a grizzly [F] bear.
[C] Eat _ medicine that's out of date.
Use your [F] private parts [C] as [F] piranha bait.
[C] _ [G] Dumb [Am] ways to die.
[Em] _
[F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F] _
_ [C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _
[F] So many [G] dumb ways [C] to die.
[F] _
_ [C] _ _ _ [C] Get your toast [F] out [C] with a [F] fork.
[C] Do your own electrical work.
[F] _ _ [C] Teach [F]
yourself [C] how to fly.
[F] _ [C] Eat a two [F] week old [C] _ [F] unrefrigerated pie.
[C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[F] _ _ [C] _ Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many dumb ways to die.
[C] _ Invite a psycho [F]
killer [C] inside.
[F] _ [C] Scratch a drug [F] dealer's brand [C] new ride.
[F] _ [C] Take your helmet [F]
off [C] in outer [G] space.
[C] Use your clothes [D] dryer as [C] a hiding [F] place.
[C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] _ _ [C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ [F] So many [D] dumb ways [C] to die.
_ Keep a _ rattlesnake out of pet.
[F] _ [C] Sell both your kidneys on the internet.
[F] _ _ [C] Eat [F] a tube [C] of super [G] glue.
I wonder what's this red button do?
_ [C] _ [G] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] So [F] many [D] dumb ways [G] to die.
[Am] _ _ [C] _ [Em] Dumb ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ So [F] many dumb [C] ways to die.
[F] So many dumb ways to die.
So many dumb ways to die.
Dress [G] up like [C] a moose during hunting [F] _ season.
[G] _ _
[F] Disturb [G] a nest [C] of wasps for no good [F] reason.
_ _ [G] Stand on the edge [Am] of the train station [Em] platform.
Drive around the boom gates [F] at a level crossing.
[G] Run across the tracks between [Am] the platforms.
[Em] _ [F] There may not rhyme but [G] there quite possibly
_ [C] _ [G] dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ [C] _ [G] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ [C] _ [Bm] Dumbest ways [Am] to die.
[Em] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [F] So many dumb, [D] so many dumb ways [C] to die. _ _ _
Be safe around trains.
A message from Metro. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _