Chords for My Attorney Bernie by Blosson Dearie
Tempo:
84.75 bpm
Chords used:
B
A
E
Bm
G
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[C] [Bm]
[Db] [E] [Bm] I'm impressed with my [B] attorney Bernie.
[E] [Bm] I'm impressed with his influential friends.
[A] [Dm] He's got very big connections [Cm] and I follow his directions.
Bernie knows his way around and [A] so I always do what Bernie [B]
recommends.
I am blessed [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie.
[B] I'm impressed [Bm] with the way he runs his store.
[A] [Dm] He's got Dodgers season boxes [Cm] and an office full [A] of foxes.
It's amazing [Bb] all the different things [A] your average girl [D] might need a lawyer [B] for.
[Bm] Bernie tells me what [G] to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [E] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie [B] says we sign, [Bm] we sign.
[E]
[Db] [E] [Bm] I'm in touch [Gb] with my [G] attorney Bernie.
[E] [Bm] In a clutch he can speed right [B] to the scene.
[A] [Dm] And if I'm locked up [G] in the jail with [Cm] just one phone call [Gm] for my bail, [F] he's set to call his club, collect, or [A] deal directly with his answering machine.
[Ab] [B] When I dine [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie, [B] he buys wine from the rare imported rack.
[A] That's cause Bernie is a purist, [Cm] not your [A] polyester tourist.
[Bb] Bernie waves the glass around awhile, [A] then takes a sip and always sends it back.
[Gb] Bernie [C] tells me what to [G] do.
Bernie [Db] lays it on the line.
Bernie says we [D] sue, we sue.
Bernie [A] says we sign, [Em] we sign.
I [C] [G]
[B] [E] [B]
admire my attorney Bernie.
I admire any guy who knows his stuff.
[E] [Am] Sure we blew a couple ventures [Cm] with a [Dm] counterfeit debentures.
[Bb] But you win a [Eb] few, you lose a [A] few.
Like Bernie says, you keep on [Bm] hanging tough.
[B] Thanks to you, my attorney Bernie.
[E] [B] Thanks to you, I'm considered well to do.
[Am] Sure I'm made out [B] like a bandit, [Cm] just exactly like [Eb] you planned it.
[Bb] But like Murray, [Gm] my accountant told [A] me yesterday, I owe it [B] all to you.
[E] Bernie tells me [G] what to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [D] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie says [A] we sign, we
[D] sign.
[G] [B] On the [D] dotted line.
[E]
[Db] [E] [Bm] I'm impressed with my [B] attorney Bernie.
[E] [Bm] I'm impressed with his influential friends.
[A] [Dm] He's got very big connections [Cm] and I follow his directions.
Bernie knows his way around and [A] so I always do what Bernie [B]
recommends.
I am blessed [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie.
[B] I'm impressed [Bm] with the way he runs his store.
[A] [Dm] He's got Dodgers season boxes [Cm] and an office full [A] of foxes.
It's amazing [Bb] all the different things [A] your average girl [D] might need a lawyer [B] for.
[Bm] Bernie tells me what [G] to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [E] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie [B] says we sign, [Bm] we sign.
[E]
[Db] [E] [Bm] I'm in touch [Gb] with my [G] attorney Bernie.
[E] [Bm] In a clutch he can speed right [B] to the scene.
[A] [Dm] And if I'm locked up [G] in the jail with [Cm] just one phone call [Gm] for my bail, [F] he's set to call his club, collect, or [A] deal directly with his answering machine.
[Ab] [B] When I dine [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie, [B] he buys wine from the rare imported rack.
[A] That's cause Bernie is a purist, [Cm] not your [A] polyester tourist.
[Bb] Bernie waves the glass around awhile, [A] then takes a sip and always sends it back.
[Gb] Bernie [C] tells me what to [G] do.
Bernie [Db] lays it on the line.
Bernie says we [D] sue, we sue.
Bernie [A] says we sign, [Em] we sign.
I [C] [G]
[B] [E] [B]
admire my attorney Bernie.
I admire any guy who knows his stuff.
[E] [Am] Sure we blew a couple ventures [Cm] with a [Dm] counterfeit debentures.
[Bb] But you win a [Eb] few, you lose a [A] few.
Like Bernie says, you keep on [Bm] hanging tough.
[B] Thanks to you, my attorney Bernie.
[E] [B] Thanks to you, I'm considered well to do.
[Am] Sure I'm made out [B] like a bandit, [Cm] just exactly like [Eb] you planned it.
[Bb] But like Murray, [Gm] my accountant told [A] me yesterday, I owe it [B] all to you.
[E] Bernie tells me [G] what to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [D] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie says [A] we sign, we
[D] sign.
[G] [B] On the [D] dotted line.
[E]
Key:
B
A
E
Bm
G
B
A
E
_ _ _ [C] _ _ [Bm] _ _ _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [Bm] I'm impressed with my [B] attorney Bernie.
[E] _ [Bm] I'm impressed with his influential friends.
[A] _ [Dm] He's got very big connections [Cm] and I follow his directions.
Bernie knows his way around and [A] so I always do what Bernie [B]
recommends.
_ I am blessed [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie.
_ _ [B] I'm impressed [Bm] with the way he runs his store.
[A] _ [Dm] He's got Dodgers season boxes [Cm] and an office full [A] of foxes.
It's amazing [Bb] all the different things [A] your average girl [D] might need a lawyer [B] for.
[Bm] _ Bernie tells me what [G] to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [E] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie [B] says we sign, [Bm] we _ sign.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [Bm] I'm in touch [Gb] with my [G] attorney Bernie.
[E] _ [Bm] In a clutch he can speed right [B] to the scene.
[A] _ [Dm] And if I'm locked up [G] in the jail with [Cm] just one phone call [Gm] for my bail, [F] he's set to call his club, collect, or [A] deal directly with his answering machine.
[Ab] _ [B] When I dine [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie, _ [B] he buys wine from the rare imported rack.
[A] _ That's cause Bernie is a purist, [Cm] not your [A] polyester tourist.
[Bb] Bernie waves the glass around awhile, [A] then takes a sip and always sends it back.
[Gb] Bernie [C] tells me what to [G] do.
Bernie [Db] lays it on the line.
Bernie says we [D] sue, we sue.
Bernie [A] says we sign, _ [Em] we sign.
I _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B]
admire my attorney Bernie.
_ I admire any guy who knows his stuff.
[E] _ [Am] Sure we blew a couple ventures [Cm] with a [Dm] counterfeit debentures.
[Bb] But you win a [Eb] few, you lose a [A] few.
Like Bernie says, you keep on [Bm] hanging tough.
_ [B] Thanks to you, my attorney Bernie.
[E] _ [B] Thanks to you, I'm considered well to do.
_ [Am] Sure I'm made out [B] like a bandit, [Cm] just exactly like [Eb] you planned it.
[Bb] But like Murray, [Gm] my accountant told [A] me yesterday, I owe it [B] all to you.
[E] Bernie tells me [G] what to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [D] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie says [A] we sign, we _
[D] sign.
[G] _ _ _ [B] On the [D] dotted line.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [Bm] I'm impressed with my [B] attorney Bernie.
[E] _ [Bm] I'm impressed with his influential friends.
[A] _ [Dm] He's got very big connections [Cm] and I follow his directions.
Bernie knows his way around and [A] so I always do what Bernie [B]
recommends.
_ I am blessed [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie.
_ _ [B] I'm impressed [Bm] with the way he runs his store.
[A] _ [Dm] He's got Dodgers season boxes [Cm] and an office full [A] of foxes.
It's amazing [Bb] all the different things [A] your average girl [D] might need a lawyer [B] for.
[Bm] _ Bernie tells me what [G] to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [E] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie [B] says we sign, [Bm] we _ sign.
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
[Db] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ [Bm] I'm in touch [Gb] with my [G] attorney Bernie.
[E] _ [Bm] In a clutch he can speed right [B] to the scene.
[A] _ [Dm] And if I'm locked up [G] in the jail with [Cm] just one phone call [Gm] for my bail, [F] he's set to call his club, collect, or [A] deal directly with his answering machine.
[Ab] _ [B] When I dine [E] with my [A] attorney Bernie, _ [B] he buys wine from the rare imported rack.
[A] _ That's cause Bernie is a purist, [Cm] not your [A] polyester tourist.
[Bb] Bernie waves the glass around awhile, [A] then takes a sip and always sends it back.
[Gb] Bernie [C] tells me what to [G] do.
Bernie [Db] lays it on the line.
Bernie says we [D] sue, we sue.
Bernie [A] says we sign, _ [Em] we sign.
I _ [C] _ _ [G] _ _ _
[B] _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ [B]
admire my attorney Bernie.
_ I admire any guy who knows his stuff.
[E] _ [Am] Sure we blew a couple ventures [Cm] with a [Dm] counterfeit debentures.
[Bb] But you win a [Eb] few, you lose a [A] few.
Like Bernie says, you keep on [Bm] hanging tough.
_ [B] Thanks to you, my attorney Bernie.
[E] _ [B] Thanks to you, I'm considered well to do.
_ [Am] Sure I'm made out [B] like a bandit, [Cm] just exactly like [Eb] you planned it.
[Bb] But like Murray, [Gm] my accountant told [A] me yesterday, I owe it [B] all to you.
[E] Bernie tells me [G] what to do.
Bernie lays [B] it on the line.
Bernie says [D] we sue, we [G] sue.
Bernie says [A] we sign, we _
[D] sign.
[G] _ _ _ [B] On the [D] dotted line.
_ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _