Chords for My Ding a Ling

[Eb] _ _ Sing this one with me.
[Db] _ [Eb] _
_ _ Everybody sing [Bbm] this one.
[Eb] _
_ _ I want to hear everybody join in. _ _ _ _ _ _
When I was [Ab] a little bitty boy,
[Bb] my grandmother bought [Eb] me a cute little toy.
_ Silver [Ab] bells hanging on a string.
[Bb] She said it [Eb] was my ding-a-ling-a-ling,
oh my ding-a-ling.
[Ab] _ Everybody sing [Bb] it.
I want to play [Eb] with my ding-a-ling-a-ling,
oh my ding-a-ling.
[Ab] My ding-a-ling.
[Bb] I want to play with [Eb] my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
_ _ _ I forgot to tell you, it's a little jerk.
_ Right there.
A little jerk in it.
_ _ Right there.
You can't do it without that jerk.
_ _ _ Yeah. _ _
_ _ When I started [Ab] grammar school,
[Bb] I used to stop off in [Eb] the Vestibule.
_ _ Every time [Ab] that bell would ring,
[Bb] _ [A] I'd take out my [Eb] ding-a-ling-a-ling,
oh my ding-a-ling.
[Ab] _
Everybody sing.
[Bb] I want to play with [Eb] my ding-a-ling-a-ling,
my ding-a-ling.
[Ab] My ding-a-ling.
[Bb] I want to play with [Eb] my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Here comes that jerk again.
_ I got to get him. _
_ _ _ Just something good to you.
_ _ _ _ [Bb] [Eb] Humpty [Ab] Dumpty on the wall,
[Bb] _ Humpty had [Eb] an awful [Bbm] [Eb] fall.
When they went [Ab] to tell the king,
_ [Bb] caught him [Eb] playing with his ding-a-ling,
oh my ding-a-ling.
[Ab] My ding-a-ling.
[Bb] _ Come on [Eb] now,
everybody sing.
I'm not kidding.
[Ab] Oh my ding-a-ling.
[Bb] I want to play [Eb] with my ding-a-ling. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Db] _ [Eb] _ Some [Db] twit.
[Eb] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Db] _ [Eb] I remember [Ab] the girl next door.
[Bb] We used to play house on [Eb] the kitchen floor.
_ _ I'd be [Ab] king, she'd be queen,
[Bb] together we'd play at [Eb] my ding-a-ling-a-ling.
Oh my ding [Ab]-a-ling. _
_ [Bb] _ I _ _ [Eb] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Ab] _ _
[Fm] _ _ [Bb] _ want to play [Eb] with my ding-a-ling.
_ _ _ When _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ they [Ab] took me to Sunday school,
[Bb] _ tried to teach [Eb] me the golden rule,
but every [Ab] time the choir would sing,
_ [Bb] catch me [B] playing [Eb] with my ding-a-ling.
Oh my ding-a-ling.
[Ab] My ding-a-ling.
[Bb] I want to play [Eb] with my ding-a-ling.
My ding-a-ling. That's right.
[Ab] My ding-a-ling.
[Bb] I want to play [Eb] with my ding-a-ling.
_ _ You know, I didn't hear everybody singing.
_ _ Everybody joins in on that chorus. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ This here [Ab] song, it ain't too sad.
[Bb] Cutest little song [Ebm] you ever [Ab] [Eb] had.
Those of you [Ab] who will not sing,
[Bb] you must be playing [Eb] with your own ding-a-ling.
Oh my ding-a-ling.
[Ab]
My ding-a-ling.
[Bb] Come on now, come on [Eb] now,
everybody sing.
My, _ my, [Ab] oh my ding-a-ling.
[Bb] _ _ _ I want to play _ with _ _ my ding [Eb]-a-ling. _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Oh yeah! _ _ _
_ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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