Chords for Natalie Weiss--"Alto's Lament"

And so, he came down with a cupcake and a [Em] candle and she started [Bb] crying.
It was really beautiful.
If YouTube was big back then, you [Dm] would have seen it.
And, _ hi Natalie [N] Weiss.
And, _ _ _ I _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ was like, _ _ _ _ this is a little ridiculous.
There's like 92 versions of I'm a star. _ _ _
_ _ [B] _ _ _ _ _ _
Yeah, but we're talking about [A] Natalie Weiss right now, not about how great I am.
[Ab] Okay, so, _ _ I'm [N] joking, I'm joking, but it's true.
Please welcome to the stage, Natalie Weiss. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Bm] _ _ _ _ _ _ [N] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [Am] I've had much good luck as a [Cm] performer. _ _ _
_ [Am] I've been cast in almost [C] every _ show.
_ _ From [Dm] _
Carousel to Hair, on [B] Broadway, I was there.
[E] _ _ _ But you'd [B] never, _ never [E] _ know. _ _
_ _ _ [Am] _ Perhaps you'd pick me out lest you're [F] in Phantom.
_ _ _ _ [Am] _
Or underneath my dirt in Mizzou. _
_ _ But _ _ if you [Dm] try to pick me [C] out from all the voices in the [Am] crowd,
_ [B] I am certain that you must have had [E] a _ problem. _
_ _ My [A] plight is quite familiar to those who tread the [Dm] board.
[E] At the [A] Nederlander Schubert _ [Am]
Oriental.
_ [Dm] _ _ [G] And though I've got a great [C] high C, _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ The _
[A] reaction seems to be, _ _
_ _ Well, that was [Am] so much fun.
Was that fun [D] for you? _ _ _ _
But we need you singing, _ _ Alpo.
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
Please, give me a chance to sing _ melody.
_ _ [C] Give me a crack [A] at the [Cm] tune.
[A] Filled _ with [Fm] chagrin, [Em] every time I [A] begin.
[E] By the light [G] of the [C] silvery _ _ [E] moon. _
One [Am] little shot [A] at the [F] melody.
_ _ [Am] Give me a moment to shine.
[D] _ _ [Am] I'm _ [Ab]
sick of, [Em] _ _ [Eb] can't help,
[F] Just square loving that melody.
_ [G] _
_ _ _ [Cm] For _ _ _
[Am] _ example, [G] _ _ [C] _ browsing [Eb] title number [D] of the show. _ _
[C] While everyone [A] is singing, Alpo.
[Am] _
_ I [Dm] get, _ _ [G] _ _
[C] Scala, yo-ho.
_ [Ab] _ _
_ And that's the melody of my final rolls.
_ _ _ [Db] The _ hills are _ _ alive with the sound of _ _ _ music.
[Ab] _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _ Three little [B] maids from [D] school are we.
Pert [B] and schoolgirl, [D] what can be.
Filled the room with [Bm] girlish glee.
_ [E] Three little maids [A] from school. _
[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [Bb] _
Touch _ _ me, it's so easy [Gm] to _ leave _ me.
_ [C] _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ [Gm] _ [C] _ _ _ _ Whoop [F]-de-roo-wap. _ _ _ _ _
Whoop-de [Em]-roo-wap.
[B] _ _ [Em] _
_ [D] _ _ _ [G] _ _ _
Such a pretty me.
_ _ _ [Ab] _
_ _ Such a pretty _ me. _ _ _ _ _ _
Pull a few _ [Fm] strings for [Ebm] the _ melody.
_ _ [Ab] Don't care if the [Eb] solo is teeny.
[Db] _
_ [D] _ [G] Equip in her [Gbm] mana [F]
from having [Bb] such mana.
[Eb] To sing [Ab]
something other [Dbm] than. _ _ _ _
Swinny.
_ [Ab] _ I'm down on my knees for [Eb] the melody.
_ [Db]
I'm begging with [Ab] all of [Bbm] my _ [A] might.
_ [Eb] Just _ have [Ab]
a bar.
_ [Db] And let this cool.
[Cm] _ [Bbm] _ _ _ _ _ [Fm] _ _ _ _ _ [Eb] _ _ [Ab] _ _
_ [Abm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [N] _ _ _ _