Next Contestant Chords by Nickelback

[Dm] _ _ _ I judge by what she's wearing, just how many beds I'm tearing off of assholes coming onto her
[A#] Each night seems like it's getting worse
I wish she'd take the night off, so [Cm] I [Dm] don't have to fight off every asshole coming [C] onto her
It [Dm] happens every night she works
They'll go and ask the [Gm] DJ, [F] find out just [Gm] what she's [Dm] saying
They all try coming [Gm] onto her, so they [Dm] know it's never [Gm] gonna work
They [Dm] think they'll get [Gm] inside her, with every drink they [Dm] buy her
As they all try coming [Gm] onto [Dm] her, this time somebody's [Gm] getting [F] hurt
Here [G] comes the next [D] contestant
[F] Is [C] that your head?
_ [G] _ _ _
[Dm] _ [F] _ [Cm] Your head?
[G] _ _ [D]
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave here [D] with me
[F] There _ [C] _ _ _ _ [F]
goes [Gm] the next contestant
[D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] I even feel the [Gm] ladies, [Dm] they're cool but twice as [Gm] crazy
[Dm] Just as bad, for coming [Gm] onto her, they know it's never gonna work
Each [Dm] time she [Gm] bats an eyelash, [Dm] somebody's grabbing her ass
Everyone keeps coming [Gm] onto her, this time somebody's getting [F] hurt
Here [G] comes the next contestant
[F] Is that [F#] [C] your head?
_ [G] _ _ [Dm] _
_ [F] _ [Cm] Your head?
_ [G] _ _ [D]
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave here [D] with me
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave here with me
There [G] goes the next [D] contestant
I'm _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [D] _ _ [C] _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
[D] _ [G] _ [Fm] _ [C] _ [F] _ _ _ [C] _
[F] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ [D] _
[Dm] hating [Gm] what she's wearing, [Dm] everybody here keeps [Gm] staring
[Dm] Can't wait till they get what they [Gm] deserve, this [A#] time somebody's [F] getting hurt
Here [G] comes the next contestant
[F] Is that [F#] [C] your head?
[G] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [Cm] Your head?
_ [G] _ _ [D] I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll [G] watch you [C] leave here [D] with me
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again, I'll watch you leave here [D] with me
I [F] wish you'd do it [C] again
I [G] _ [C] _ [D] _ [F] wish you'd do it [C] again
_ [G] _ [C] _ [G] There goes the [Dm] next contestant