Chords for NOFX live. 7 songs in 5 min 31 sec sober (...or not)

Fuck her like this!
[Em] Up!
Right in the ass!
And [E] she was loving it!
Okay, y'all got that.
Who said cock block?
I didn't say [B] that.
Who's cock blocking?
Punk rock block.
Hey, how many people are wearing [F] white t-shirts?
_ That's it.
I told you we should sell them.
He says, he keeps saying we should sell white t-shirts.
People will eat them up.
They'll all [Gm] buy them.
_ _ _ [B] Five dollars.
I wanna see the Constitution _ burn.
[G#m] Wanna watch the White House [E] overturn.
Wanna witness some blue blood [F#] bleed red.
_ _ _ _ [B] Wanna talk and think and [G#] gang day.
Wanna pull and [E] shoot the NRA.
Yeah, [F#] yeah, yeah.
[B] Murder the government!
[G#] Murder the [E] government!
Murder the government [F#] again!
Do it again, [B] yeah!
Murder the government!
[G#] Murder the government!
[E] Murder the government [F#] again! _
_ Murder the [B] government! _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ [E] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [Bm] _ _ [D#] My [G] body goes lame!
It's Friday night, you won't like.
You'll be in my night, you'll find it foul.
You're gonna look [F#] up bad [Em] now, they'll think bad girl!
Think bad girl!
Think bad [F#] girl!
_ _ [G] _ _ _
_ [G] _ [B] Dick rub, big ho,
dick dog in a slug.
Make my son a pointy, show him I'm a sucker.
[E] They'll think bad girl!
Think bad girl!
Think bad girl! _
[G] _ _ [Em] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [B] _ _ _ _ [C#] How about, [E] how about phobic?
[B] How _ about phobic?
Get them [C#] all!
Not just cause they think bad.
[B] Not just cause I'm [C#] crackhead.
Fuck each other!
[B] How _ [G#] about phobic?
Let _ _ [E] them _ be!
Don't get fucking near me!
[C#] _ Get them [B] all!
_ _ _ _ _ [C#] _
[E] This my starving [B] hometown.
End [B] up in systematic juju.
_ Why don't they get a job?
_ How about phobic?
[G#] Let _ _ [E] them _ be!
Don't [B] get fucking [F#] near me!
_ Skin [B] a blow up!
Fuck [C] you, fuck you!
_ _ [G] _
_ [G] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Em] Took her down to the [F] aquarium,
she said shark.
_ [Em] _ Took her [F] to the planetarium, [C] she said dark.
[F] _ _ [C] Hide in the [Am] sea shrine
where she'd like ice for [G#] that swirl.
She said sure and cool, I'm now
[G] a muscle of [C] a girl. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Took her to the university,
[G] she said ha.
Took her _ _
_ [F] to the university,
[G] she said ha.
[F] _ _
[C] _ Hide in the digital time,
and she said [G#] pull.
So [E] everyone [Fm] knows I'm in love
with the muscle [C] of a girl.
So everyone [F] knows I'm in love
with [C] the muscle of a girl.
_ [E] My name is Fat Mike, and I wanna be an [C] alcoholic.
_ _ _ _ _ I wanna be an alcoholic.
Wanna be co-drug dependent.
Wanna [D] be stunted [C] in most of the [G] time.
How you doing?
[D] One thing, wanna dance.
Laugh [G] out and lick [C] my pants.
Wanna be an [F] alcoholic, man.
[G] _ _ _ _ [D] Fuck the kids.
[Am] Fuck the kids.
[E] Fuck the kids.
Sha-la-la-la.
[D] Fuck the kids.
[A] Fuck the kids.
[E] _ The magical mystery [D] tour.
Fuck the kids.
[A] Fuck the kids.
[E] Fuck the kids. _
_ [D] Fuck the kids.
[A] Fuck the kids.
Fuck the [E] kids.
Fuck the kids.
_ _ Fuck the _ [A#] kids.
Hey, _ _ _ _ _ where are they?
Fuck _ _ _ _ _ _ the kids.
Fuck the kids.
Don't you guys know that one? _
Reagan sucks.
You wanna hear Reagan sucks?
This guy wants to hear Reagan sucks.
We're doing it for him.
They got a lot of [G] strip clubs out there. _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _
_ [Am] _ [F#] _ _ [G] _ _ [F#] _ _
[G] _ Guess what, you [B] fucking suck.
[D] I'm in sock.
I'm Reagan [G] fuck.
We all share the same anatomy. _ _
[A] CFA, shattered [E] fate. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Suck.
[G] _ _ [F#] _ _
[E] _ _ [F#] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ [G] _ [A] Guess what, you still suck.
And I'm in sock.
I'm Reagan [G] fuck.
We all [A] share the same [B] anatomy.
[G] CFA, [A] shattered [E] fate. _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ Fuck her like this.
[Em] Up.