Chords for Nofx Live Perfect Government (1996)

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Welcome _ _ _ _ _ to _ _ _ the [Am] ZAZ Festival _ [G] in _ Köln. _
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_ [G] _ You know what I hate about Germany?
[F] _ _ [E] _ _ _ [F] _ _ [E] _
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_ _ _ What can we say about [C#m] Köln?
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_ Hey!
_ Hey!
Did you see us [E] play at the Rose [A] Club? _ _ _ _
The Scheiße [Am] Rose Club! _ _
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_ You're [Gm] recording so bad.
[E] Did you see that?
That was Nels getting ready for me.
Was it?
_ _ Hey, look at that guy.
He's got fully long hair.
Looks like a [D#] poodle.
That's the guy that's doing it.
Hey, you!
You with the long hair!
[Gm] Bust me an ironing!
No, you with the [G] long hair!
_ _ Poodle guy, right there.
Poodle guy.
[E] That guy.
You [G#m] got crank hair, [G] dude.
_ _ That's right.
[E] Crank hair.
Crank hair.
[G] That means you do a lot of [B]
speed.
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_ You shut up! _ _ _
You guys shut up!
_ We ain't playing shit!
Look at that motherfucker [G] with a fat dog collar on his neck.
Where?
Right there.
_ [E] Fat dog collar. _
_ [C] What are you?
We're at [B] some kind of radio station in [E] Seattle? _ _ _ _
[A] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
You're from Seattle.
[Dm] You're at a fucking radio [E] station.
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_ _ _ _ [E] We have a special show lined up for you _ today. _
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [Em] _ _ [D] You [B] see, Fat Mike is very drunk.
_ [E] And I don't believe anything he says.
_ [Am] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I said, if you guys are drunk, you'd [D] be at the bar.
_ _ [A] Posers.
_ _ Hey, you know_ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ Hey, did you like that band Garbage? _
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You know the singer?
The singer, her name is Shirley.
_ _ [B] I fucked the [Em] hell out of her backstage.
_ _ _ [E] I just fucked her_
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Right in [G#m] the ass!
_ _ She was loving [E] it! _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [G] _ She was saying, Fat Mike, fuck me harder.
_ _ That's what that girl [A] was saying.
Oh yeah. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh, you're going down for that.
_ You know what?
I'm gonna be in big trouble with MTV [Am] because of that. _
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Fuck MTV!
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[Em] _ _ And fuck Germany! _
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_ [C] _ _ [D] _ _ [Dm] _ The Scheiße [G] kommt! _ _ _ _ _
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Alright, we're gonna do a song.
Okay, here we [D] go! _ _ _ _ _
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_ [C] _ _ _ [G] _ _ Even if it's _ easy, [E] we'll be free.
_ [C] _ _ What's your [Bm] definition _ [D] of freedom?
_ _ [Cm] And who the fuck [G] are you _ [D] anyway?
Who the fuck are [E] they?
The [C] fuck am I to [G] say?
What the [D] fuck is really [Cm] going on?
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How [F#] did the cat get [E] so fat?
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_ [D] _ Do you care _ why?
_ [G] _ Because we're all [B] gonna sign if anything [C] gets better [C#] in the ghetto. _
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_ [A] _ _ _ _ _ Point your [D] fucking finger!
_ [B] You racist! _
[C] You bigot!
That's [Bm] not the problem!
_ _ [D] This is [Cm] _ _
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_ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [D] denying the [C] poor.
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Yeah, _ [B] they love [C] to watch [C#] the _ world. _
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Do you see that?
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Do you see that?
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How did the cat get [E] so fat? _
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How did the cat get [F#] so fat? _
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How did the [D] cat get [E] so fat?
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How did the cat get [C] so fat?
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