New Boobs Chords by Nofx

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_ [Em] You go!
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[G] _ [E] There are some things lacking, I'm not expecting,
_ My boobs, they're not as big as [D] I want them to be,
I [E] want to be sixty, _ _ [D] _ [E] _
_ [D] _ [Eb] [E] but I'm not receiving _ [A] enough affection,
[E] _ Gonna get me a silicone injection, [D] will fill my brain,
_ [A] Put that on my [D] skin, _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ [E] my soul's still alive,
It's prosthetic, can't find a man, what I need is [D] cosmetic,
_ Surgery, _ be the best [E] I can be, _ _
_ _ [D] _ [E] _ Proteins and milk shakes, got [A] vitamins, [E] consumption,
Booty's and diet, quit my profession, [D] it's painless and quick,
_ _ Local [A] _ _ anesthetic, _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _
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I know [D] what I want, _ _
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_ _ [E] Now my body's a model of flawless [A] perfection,
[E] _ I most certainly will cause an erection [D] wherever I _ go,
_ [E] But I still don't know, _ _ the reason why I can't [A] find a mate,
[E] _ Guys I meet _ _ [D] exaggerate, they live through the door,
_ _ [A] I ain't got dicks _ anymore.
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Dogs, dogs, [F] _ _ _ dogs, [G] _ _ dogs, dogs,
[Am] _ Dogs, _ _ _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ dogs, dogs, [C] _
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_ [F] _ _ _ _ [G] dogs, _ _ [C] dogs,
Dogs, [Am] dogs, dogs, dogs, dogs, [Em] _ [F] _ _ _ [G] dogs,
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ My [Am] darling, _ I love you, _ and [G] you know my love is true,
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My [G] sweetheart [Am] something's come between us,
And those [Dm] new [G] boobs just aren't you, _
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