Nofx - The Agony of Victory /w Lyrics Chords

[Cm] _ Come on, _ [D] underachievers! _
_ [G] Come on, all you [C] underpassed believers!
_ _ [F] We'll give you the skills for [Ab] street living.
_ _ [A] It feels pretty great to just [Ab] give in.
[Db] So just give [F] in. _ _
_ _ _ _ [C] Drop us, [D] repeat offenders!
_ [G] We'll take your weary week to street [C] bartenders.
_ [F] Show them the best times are [Ab] on the street.
_ _ [G] _ Satisfaction, through the thrill of [Gb] defeat.
Ain't [F] it sweet?
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] Once you stop your [D] self _ -preparing,
[G] About all the stuff that's what you [C] want to start sharing.
[F] Cause all the things we want are [Ab] two part free.
_ _ [G] I define success as [Gb] not working,
And I live [F] like a king.
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_ [D] We've _ _ _ [G] _ _
_ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
_ _ [Ab] _ _ _ _ [C] _ _
_ _ [Gb] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
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got no [D] competition.
_ _ [G] _
We've got no [C] accomplished mission.
_ _ [F] We just want to live and [Ab] let others live.
_ [G] Of course we'll take anything [Gb] you want to give.
So [F] fucking give.
_ _ _ _ _ _ [C] Come on, dance [D] like a retard.
_ [G] Life ain't endless, party [C] not a push card.
_ [F] I don't understand some [Ab] people's drive.
_ [E] _ Let's just fucking drink and be [A] alive.
Not to [F] survive.
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