Chords for On The Internet (Bernie Sheaves)
Tempo:
73.75 bpm
Chords used:
C
G
F
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[F] [C] [G] [C]
I've heard about the [F] strange goings on in [C] Newfoundland
The shopping is serious, you can order [G] up the land
[C] And when he [F] arrives, he [C] says he's well equipped
Thanks to the [G] computer and the [C] internet
My wife came home [F] from her car the [C] other night
Walking in the room, her [G] face was snow white
[C] You won't [F] believe who up [C] and quit
Priestess found the [G] man on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
[F] [C] [G] [C] Down in [F] Bonvade or something [C] gone wrong
Bits stopped cooking [G] for her husband John
[C] He said I don't know, [F] I can't prove [C] it yet
I bet she's found the [G] man on [C] the internet
I went to [F] Legion [C] last Saturday night
I saw a strange man, he was [G] far from white
[C] Then when he spoke, [F] I [C] nearly flipped
He said your sister [G] found me [C] on the internet
[F] On the internet you can get [C] them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can [G] even order bald
[C] Young ones, [F] old ones, they [C] come in black and white
On the internet you [G] can order [C] what you like
[F] [C]
[G] [C] [F] Uncle Bobby said [C] things are not the same
Since the computer, our home is [G] not the same
[C] Instead of doing [F] housework, all [C] she does is sit
Drinking her [G] coffee, [C] surfing the internet
Now don't get me wrong, [F] we're not [C] doing the same
Like John down in Bonvade who [G] had a lot of strain
[C] Bought himself a [F] computer [C] and you can bet
He's talking to women [G] on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get it all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
On the [G] internet you can order what [C] you like
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[G] [C] [G] [C]
[C] [G] [C] [G] [C] [F]
[C] [G] [C] [G] [C]
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[G] [C] [N]
I've heard about the [F] strange goings on in [C] Newfoundland
The shopping is serious, you can order [G] up the land
[C] And when he [F] arrives, he [C] says he's well equipped
Thanks to the [G] computer and the [C] internet
My wife came home [F] from her car the [C] other night
Walking in the room, her [G] face was snow white
[C] You won't [F] believe who up [C] and quit
Priestess found the [G] man on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
[F] [C] [G] [C] Down in [F] Bonvade or something [C] gone wrong
Bits stopped cooking [G] for her husband John
[C] He said I don't know, [F] I can't prove [C] it yet
I bet she's found the [G] man on [C] the internet
I went to [F] Legion [C] last Saturday night
I saw a strange man, he was [G] far from white
[C] Then when he spoke, [F] I [C] nearly flipped
He said your sister [G] found me [C] on the internet
[F] On the internet you can get [C] them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can [G] even order bald
[C] Young ones, [F] old ones, they [C] come in black and white
On the internet you [G] can order [C] what you like
[F] [C]
[G] [C] [F] Uncle Bobby said [C] things are not the same
Since the computer, our home is [G] not the same
[C] Instead of doing [F] housework, all [C] she does is sit
Drinking her [G] coffee, [C] surfing the internet
Now don't get me wrong, [F] we're not [C] doing the same
Like John down in Bonvade who [G] had a lot of strain
[C] Bought himself a [F] computer [C] and you can bet
He's talking to women [G] on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get it all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
On the [G] internet you can order what [C] you like
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[G] [C] [G] [C]
[C] [G] [C] [G] [C] [F]
[C] [G] [C] [G] [C]
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[G] [C] [N]
Key:
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I've heard about the [F] strange goings on in [C] Newfoundland
The shopping is serious, you can order [G] up the land
[C] And when he [F] arrives, he [C] says he's well equipped
Thanks to the [G] computer and the [C] internet
My wife came home [F] from her car the [C] other night
Walking in the room, her [G] face was snow white
[C] You won't [F] believe who up [C] and quit
Priestess found the [G] man on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
[F] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [C] _ Down in [F] Bonvade or something [C] gone wrong
Bits stopped cooking [G] for her husband John
[C] He said I don't know, [F] I can't prove [C] it yet
I bet she's found the [G] man on [C] the internet
I went to [F] Legion [C] last Saturday night
I saw a strange man, he was [G] far from white
[C] Then when he spoke, [F] I [C] nearly flipped
He said your sister [G] found me [C] on the internet
[F] On the internet you can get [C] them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can [G] even order bald
[C] Young ones, [F] old ones, they [C] come in black and white
On the internet you [G] can order [C] what you like
[F] _ [C] _
[G] _ [C] _ _ _ [F] Uncle Bobby said [C] things are not the same
Since the computer, our home is [G] not the same
[C] Instead of doing [F] housework, all [C] she does is sit
Drinking her [G] coffee, [C] surfing the internet
Now don't get me wrong, [F] we're not [C] doing the same
Like John down in Bonvade who [G] had a lot of strain
[C] Bought himself a [F] computer [C] and you can bet
He's talking to women [G] on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get it all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
On the [G] internet you can order what [C] you like
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I've heard about the [F] strange goings on in [C] Newfoundland
The shopping is serious, you can order [G] up the land
[C] And when he [F] arrives, he [C] says he's well equipped
Thanks to the [G] computer and the [C] internet
My wife came home [F] from her car the [C] other night
Walking in the room, her [G] face was snow white
[C] You won't [F] believe who up [C] and quit
Priestess found the [G] man on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
[F] _ [C] _ _ [G] _ [C] _ Down in [F] Bonvade or something [C] gone wrong
Bits stopped cooking [G] for her husband John
[C] He said I don't know, [F] I can't prove [C] it yet
I bet she's found the [G] man on [C] the internet
I went to [F] Legion [C] last Saturday night
I saw a strange man, he was [G] far from white
[C] Then when he spoke, [F] I [C] nearly flipped
He said your sister [G] found me [C] on the internet
[F] On the internet you can get [C] them all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can [G] even order bald
[C] Young ones, [F] old ones, they [C] come in black and white
On the internet you [G] can order [C] what you like
[F] _ [C] _
[G] _ [C] _ _ _ [F] Uncle Bobby said [C] things are not the same
Since the computer, our home is [G] not the same
[C] Instead of doing [F] housework, all [C] she does is sit
Drinking her [G] coffee, [C] surfing the internet
Now don't get me wrong, [F] we're not [C] doing the same
Like John down in Bonvade who [G] had a lot of strain
[C] Bought himself a [F] computer [C] and you can bet
He's talking to women [G] on the [C] internet
[F] On the internet you [C] can get it all
The fat ones, skinny ones, you can even [G] order bald
[C] Young ones, old [F] ones, they come in [C] black and white
On the internet [G] you can [C] order what you like
On the [G] internet you can order what [C] you like
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