Chords for One Direction - Best Song Ever PARODY! Key of Awesome #75

Ha ha ha!
I think grown-ups talk like this!
And they share a desk and yell words at each other!
Business, business, business!
One Direction are here to see you, American accent.
Hey, where'd you come from, sugar tits?
Hubba hubba!
Boing!
No, it's me, Zane, remember?
Like I said, boing!
Oh!
I just love you guys!
Here comes the marketing guy, Marcel!
_ _ Boing!
Okay, guys!
This is gonna be a new look!
_ _ _ Absolutely not.
We would never wear that.
This is a picture of you from the lobby!
You're wearing this now!
We don't dress ourselves.
How about this?
_ Never in a million years.
This is a screenshot from your last video.
We can't stand our own music, so we didn't see it.
Who's that bloke dancing behind you?
Oh, that's Leroy.
He's just there to be an offensive [B] stereotype.
Dance, dance, [C#] dance!
Liam is a [Bm] cute test.
[F#m] And it's funny, because I'm talking to myself.
How about this?
_ _ [C#] Oh, yeah!
_ _ [F#] Cut!
Say that you don't [G#] like it.
Go!
No!
But [F#] we do like it.
No, get [C#] angry!
Well, not real angry, [F#] but more like West Side Story [C#] angry.
[G#] Hoo!
Ha!
Hoo!
_ _ [F#] _ _ _ [C#] _
[G#] _ _ _ _ [F#] [G#] Steal an anthem from the who.
Who?
_ [F#] Big [C#] tenacious, sees [G#] all concept.
Idiot.
[F#] [C#] Swipe a character [G#] from Cruise.
Hehehehe!
[F#] [C#] Little girls won't know [G#] the difference.
We [F#] can't write a dance or play [G#] a sing.
_ But [F#] we're pretty good at [G#] modeling.
[D#] _ _ [F#] Here's a half-assed [C#] track.
[G#] Wrap and slap together, [F#] if you just get [C#] used.
[G#] It'll sound much better, [F#] we'd write our own [C#] song.
[G#] But we can't do better, [F#] if we just stay [C#] cute.
[G#] You can sing whatever.
[F#] I can go blah, blah, blah.
[C#]
[G#] I can _ _ _ _ [C#] go_
[G#] Oh my God, are you taking?
[F#] Don't [G#] forget to do guy stuff.
[C#m] Like football?
[F#] No!
Biggie, [C#] Maggie, Brock, [G#] Grandma's.
I'll [F#] show you!
[C#m] Help me trash this [G#] lady's desk.
I took work here, [F#] what?
[C#m] Throwing papers is [G#] badass.
_ [F#] Why do you have to mess [G#] with me?
And if [F#] this job weren't already shitty?
_ _ Because they make us [C#] wait [G#] like we are rebellious.
We [F#] can't be bossed [C#] around and [G#] leave that what they tell us.
[F#] We're just really a [C#] bunch [G#] of polite young fellas.
[F#] If we _ [C#] disobey, [G#] then they're gonna guilt us.
And [F#] make us go_
[C#] And [G#] make us go_
While they touch our _ [C#] buttholes.
[G#] _ _ _ [F#] You know, you [C#] know, [G#] I know, I know, he's finally [F#] lost it.
Hee haw, see [C#] saw, [G#] ee haw.
[C#] Hey, let's take his [F#] wallet.
What the [C#] F, you little bitches wrecked my desk.
You [F#] better clean up this mess, [C#] or we're gonna kick your ass.
[F#] Trying to be badass [G#] was a failed endeavor.
I [F#] bet we could take [C#] them [G#] if we worked together.
We're [F#] running out of [C#] words [G#] we can rhyme with ever.
This [F#] might be our last [C#]
[G#] onesie parody ever.
But [F#] like the great Justin [C#] Bieber [G#] said, never say never.
[F#] Alright, enough.
I'm sick of this [C#] boy band [G#] crap.
Cut.
Do the logo [Am] thing.
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