Chords for Patent Pending - Classic You (Feat. Jaret Reddick)

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_ I never thought that I would ever [G] be that guy, but now [D] you got me falling back like
[G] daylight savings time.
And now the [E] night is so [A] _
long, like when you [D] left me there stranded [D] at the Green Day show.
You took off with a guy who looked like Billy Joe.
And [E] that night was [A] so long, and [E] now I walk this [A] road alone.
_ _ _ _ [F#] We went up [Bm] all you shits, [Em] _ you [F#]
just [A] regig-ted it.
[F#] _ What's your [Bm] mom gonna do with a [C] DVD of Rush Hour [G] 2?
_ [A] _ Oh, I [B] never have a clue, I never [G] know what you're gonna put [A] me through.
Destroy my world and leave me black [A] and blue.
[G] Break my bones in half along the [A] path of all the shit you do.
[F#]
That's classic [D] you.
_ [A] You [G] _
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_ _ [A] drive me to the bedpost [G] and took all my cash.
Got an appointment with the WebMD about this rash.
I [E] don't _ [A] understand.
_ _ You [D] made the big mistake [G] of leaving out your phone.
I saw that you were [D] texting Corey when I wasn't [E] home.
I don't [E] _ _ [A]
understand, _ _ [E] because he's such a [A] handsome man.
_ _ [F#] I lean [Bm] in for a kiss.
[Em] You say you're over this.
[F#] Yet I'm still [Bm] really pissed that you [C] let your mom take Rush Hour [G] 2.
_ _ [A] _ Oh, I _ [B] never have [A] a clue, I never [G] know what you're gonna [A] put me through.
Destroy my world and leave me black [A] and blue.
[G] Break my bones in half along the [A] path of all the shit you do.
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That's classic [B] you.
You found a way to sabotage [G#] return of the jet.
I [D] made a mockery in Texas [G] Taco Fest.
_ I know [B] everyone is capable [A] of ruining something.
[D] But girl, you messed up [G] everything the best.
_ [E] It feels like Deja Vu, but I [A] know.
That's classic you. _
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_ [B] never have a clue, I never know [G] _
what you're gonna [A] put me through.
Destroy [G] my world and leave me black [A] and blue.
[G] Break my bones in half along [A] the path of all the shit you do.
[G#m]
That's classic [D] you. _ _ _ _
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