Chords for Patent Pending - Hey Mario (Official Music Video)

[A] _ [D] Tonight, [E] we invite you to hear the story [A] of two plumbers and [D] a [E] ragtag rock band from Park
Slope, Brooklyn, [A] that became the biggest [D] names [E] in music history.
_ [A] _ I [E] _ [D] _ _
_ _ [A] _ [E] _ _ _ [F#m] _ _
_ _ know you think [E] you love her, but dude, it's such [B] a bummer that you ain't seen that girl [D] around.
[A] You've been fighting all [E] her battles and she's really worth [B] the hassle.
You'd be [D] living in the castle by now.
[A] And it makes me [E] sick how you break these [D] bricks for a girl that barely knows you exist.
[A] Now you're stepping on mushroom [E] shots for [B] fun.
[D] I think you got a problem.
[A] Mario, get your [E] s**t [A] together, [F#m] bro.
You gotta [D] know this [A] princess isn't worthy [E] sexualize.
Just [D] let it go.
Go [A] Mario.
[E] You're a next level [F#m] bro.
[B] And she can jump to shore when the [A] clock is [D] running low.
[A] Hey Mario.
_ Get your [B] s**t together.
[D] Hey [A] Mario.
[E] Or you'll chase it [B] forever _
[E] [A] Once on [E] friendzone, high score, no [D] more
Stalking this chick in a Koopa Troopa [A] town
Live life [E] easy like [D] Luigi
And never let a f*** get him down
[A] Let Koopa keep a low, [E] grab a fire and go
[B] Under the [A] flagpole and light [D] up the night
[A] Hit rainbow, [E] roll with foam
Breaking [B] in them [Cm] tires
[D] And spitting hot fire [A] Mario!
Get your s*** together bro
[F#m] You got to know
[D] This [A] princess isn't worth these [E] extra lives
Just let [D] it go, [A] welcome Mario
[E] You're a next [F#m] level bro
[B] But the beast ain't cheating and you know it [F#m] ain't talking [D] code
[E] You're [D] a [A] plumber A doctor
A race [E] car driver [D] An [A] athlete A spaceman
A super [E] smash survivor
You [D] got coins [E] like men
Get a bachelor [F#m] pad
And [B] a girl Kobe's
With a [D] honey's head
Yeah, get off, get off, get off the [E] pole
She's not the one [A] worth dying for
_ [D] _ _ [C#m] _ _
_ _ [D] [A] Mario!
Get your [E] s*** [F#m] together bro
You got to [D] know
This [A] princess isn't worth these [E] extra lives
Just [D] let it go, welcome [A] Mario
[E] You're a next [F#m] level bro
[B] And she's jumped too short when the [A] clock is [D] running low [E] Hey [D] Mario
[A] _ Get your [E] s*** [F#m] together bro
You got to [D] know
This [A] princess isn't worth these [E] extra lives
Just [D] let it go, welcome [A] Mario
[E] You're a [F#m] next level bro
[B] But the beast ain't cheating and you [A] know it ain't [D] talking code
[E] Hey [A] Mario
_ [E] Get your [B] s*** together [D] Hey [A] Mario
[E] Or you'll chase his [B] Brothers _
[D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
[D] _ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [B] _ [F#m] _