Chords for Paul and Storm - Nugget Man

_ Robert C.
Baker _ [D] died on a Monday.
We all know his work, although few knew his [A] name.
[D] A Cornell professor who [G] taught poultry [D] science, _ forever _ enshrined in [A] the Poultry Hall [D] of Fame.
_ [Gb] Eighty-four years worth [Bm] of food _ innovation.
_ [E] Chicken dogs, turkey [A] dogs, and turkey ham.
_ [D] Beyond them all stands Baker's greatest _ creation.
For Baker _ [G] begat [A] chicken nuggets [D] for man.
_ Oh Nugget Man, _ [G] Oh Nugget [D] _
Man, _ Headin' on down to [G] that old promised [A] _
land.
[Bm] Happy the [Bb] meals all [A] have been since [E] the day [G] that the Nugget [A] Man came [G] our _ [D] way. _
_ Robert C.
Baker, [G] way back in [D] the 50s, changed the way children and college [A] kids eat.
_ [D] When he invented a [G] way to get [D] breading, to adhere [G] much better [A] to raw chicken [D] meat.
[Gb] His new method led fast [Bm] food chains in the 80s [E] to develop and market a [G] new bite-sized [A] snack. _
_ [D] Made from mechanically recovered [G] meat and anti [D]-foaming products,
_ _ reconstituted meat [G] slurry and extra [A] chicken skin for its binding [D] properties.
_ Oh Nugget Man, [G] Oh [D] Nugget Man, _ Headin' on down to [G] that old [A] promised land.
[Bm] Guts, [Bb] feet, and beaks now [D] don't get thrown [E] away [G] since the Nugget [A] Man came [G] our way.
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_ _ _ The _ _ King of the Burgers is mourning with Popeye.
The Colonel has _ arranged a 21-gun salute. _
The churches are silent but for Wendy's weeping, and Ronald has hung up his big yellow clown suit.
_ [Gb] Robert C.
Baker's [Bm] last will was specific, [E] that his bones be removed and [Em] he be ground up [A] real fine.
[D] And to place his remains into [G] small [D] cardboard coffins and bury [G] the pieces _ [A] six [D] at a time.
Oh Nugget Man, [G] Oh [D] Nugget Man, _ Headin' on down to [G] that old [A] promised land.
[Bm] Dipped [Bb] into his [D] honey mustard [E] filled grave, we're [G] glad the Nugget [A] Man came [Bm] our way. _
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We're [G] glad the Nugget [A] Man came [D] our way. _
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Nugget Man! _ _
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