How To Make Gravy Chords by Paul Kelly

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_ _ _ [E] _ _ _ Hello [F#m] Dan, _ it's Joe here.
[E] I hope you're [F#m] keeping well.
[E] _ _ It's the 21st of [F#m] December, _ _ _ [E] and now they're ringing the last [A] bells. _ _ _ _
If [E] I get good behaviour, _ _ [A] _
I'll be out [E] here by July. _ _ _
Watch Kiss My [A] Kits on Christmas Day. _
[E] _ _ _ _ [A] Please, don't let them [E] cry for me.
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_ [E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ _
[E] _ I guess the brothers are [F#m] driving down from Queensland. _
[E] _ _ _ Stella's flying in [F#m] from the coast.
_ [E] _ _ She says [F#m] it's gonna be 100 degrees, even more maybe.
[E] _ _ That won't [F#m] stop the roast.
_ [A] _ _ Who's gonna [E] make the gravy now?
[A] _ _ I bet it won't [E] taste the same.
_ _ Just add [F#m] flour, salt, a little red wine, and don't forget [E] about the tomato sauce.
The sweetness [F#m] and an extra tang.
Give [E] my love to Angus _ [F#m] and to Frank and Donny.
Tell them all [E] I'm sorry I [F#m] screwed up this time.
And look out [E] the window, I'll be [F#m] thinking of her,
on a [E] Christmas morning, when [F#m] I'm _ [E] standing _ _ _ alone.
_ _ [A] _ [E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ I hear [F#m] Mary's got a new boyfriend.
_ _ [E] _ I hope he can [F#m] hold his own.
_ [E] _ _ Remember the last [F#m] one?
What was his name again?
[E] What was his problem?
He [F#m] never did get Nina [Bm] Simone.
[A] _ Now Roger, [E] well I'm even gonna miss Roger.
[A] He's dead sure as hell, no one [B] in here.
I wanna find my precious [E] baby Jesus.
Have [F#m] a merry Christmas.
I'm really [E] gonna miss him.
_ [F#m] All the treasure in the trash, [E] later in the evening.
I [F#m] can just imagine, you put [E] on Junior Mervin,
and push [F#m] the tables back, and [E] the dancing Rita.
I [F#m] know you really like her.
Just don't [E] hold her too close.
[F#m] Oh brother, please don't stab me in the back.
[E] I never mean to say that.
It's just [F#m] my mind, it plays up.
Multiply [E] each matter, turns [F#m]
imagination into fact.
You [E] know I love her badly.
She's the [F#m] one that saved me.
I'm gonna [E] make some gravy.
I'm gonna [F#m] taste the fat I'm getting.
[E] I'm sorry, yeah [F#m] I love her badly.
Tell them [E] all I'm sorry.
Kiss the [F#m] sleeper shooting for me.
[E] You know one of these days, I'll be [F#m] making gravy.
I'll be [E] making _ plenty.
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_ [E] I pray more, pray.
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_ I pray [E] more, pray more, pray more, pray more, [F#m] pray.
_ [E] I pray more, pray.
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_ _ _ [E] _ _ Oh [F#m] yeah.
_ [E] Give me a missus.
_ [F#m] Give me a missus.
Give [E] me a missus.
Give [F#m] me a missus.
I'll be [E] making _ _ _ [F#m] _
gravy.
_ [E] _ _ _ [F#m] I'll [E] _
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[E] _ _ _ _ [F#m] _ _ [E] making gravy.
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