Chords for Paul Kelly - How To Make Gravy (Official Video)

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_ _ _ [E] Hello there, [C#m] it's Joe here.
_ _ [E] _ I hope you're [F#] keeping well.
_ _ [E] _ It's the 21st of [C#m] December.
_ _ [E] _ Now they're ringing the [F#] last bell.
_ _ [A] _ _ If I get [E] good behavior,
_ [A] I'll _ be out of [B] here by July.
_ _ _ _ Won't you kiss my kids [A] on Christmas Day?
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_ [F#] Please don't let them cry.
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I guess the brothers are driving [F#m] down from Queensland
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and Stella's flying in [F#m] from the coast.
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They say it's gonna be [F#m] 100 degrees, even more maybe.
[E] But _ that [F#] won't stop the road.
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_ Who's gonna make the [E] gravy? _ _ _
[A] _ I bet it won't taste [B] the same.
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_ Just that [F#] flour, salt, a little red wine.
[E] Don't forget a dollar for tomato sauce.
For [F#] sweetness and that extra tang.
[E] Give my love to Angus and to Frank [F#] and Dolly.
Tell them [E] all I'm sorry I screwed [F#] up this time.
And look [E] out the reader, I'll be [F#m] thinking of her
[F#] early [E] Christmas morning when [F#] I'm _ standing [E] there.
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[E] _ _ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [E] _
_ I hear Mary's [F#] got a new boyfriend. _ _
[E] _ I hope he can [F#] hold his own. _ _
[E] _ You remember the last [F#] one.
What was his name again?
[B] _ [E] Just a little too [F#] much too long. _ _
[A] _ And Roger, [E] no, I'm even gonna miss Roger. _
[A] Just to show himself, no one [B] in here I wanna find.
[E] I pray to baby Jesus, have [F#] a merry Christmas.
I'm really [E] gonna miss it.
All [F#] the treasure and the trash later [E] in the evening.
I [F#] can just imagine you put [E] on Junior Muggerin
and push [F#] the tables back and [E] you dance with Rita.
I know [F#] you really like her.
[E] Just don't hold her too close or [F#] brother please don't stab me in the back.
I didn't [E] mean to say that.
It's just [F#] a mind that plays up.
I'm all [E] about this matter.
It turns [F#] imagination into fact.
You know [E] I love her badly.
She's the [F#] one that saved me.
I'm gonna [E] make some gravy.
I'm gonna [F#] taste the batter.
Tell her [E] that I'm sorry.
Yeah, [F#m] I love her badly.
Tell them [E] all I'm sorry.
And just to [F#m] sleep with children on me, you know, [E] one of these days.
I'll be [F#] making gravy.
I'll be [E] making plenty.
_ [F#m] I'm gonna pay [E] them all back.
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_ _ _ _ [F#] _ Yeah. [E] Yeah.
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