Chords for PAUL THORN -- "I BACKSLIDE ON FRIDAY"

I hear this song is on my new record.
My new record, Too Blessed to Be Stressed,
is available tonight so everybody can get one.
This is a song that's on the record.
It's a song about me.
[F] But it's not a song about everybody.
[B] It's a song about the human condition,
how we [D] procrastinate and don't follow through
with things we say we're gonna do.
Some people say they're gonna quit eating so much.
For me, I like to eat ice cream [G] late at night
if I'm going to bed.
I like to lay in [Gm] bed and eat ice cream.
That makes me a real guy, actually.
And so I'm out for four weeks,
and I'm [Dm] telling myself [C#] that I'm only gonna eat ice [D#] cream
in my bed on Sunday. _ _ _ _
So wish me luck.
Anyway, this [G#] one's called A Backslide on Pride.
[N] I _ _ _ _ _ don't care if [G] I'm _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [Em] stressed.
I don't mind if I'm stressed.
I don't care [D] if I'm stressed.
I don't care if I'm stressed.
[G] I _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ _ don't care [D] if I'm stressed.
I don't care if I'm stressed.
[G] I don't care if I'm [E] stressed.
I'm gonna make it.
_ [Am] And I'm gonna make it around the shoes [D] every day.
_ [G] Gonna starve the man's [E] loving teachers
_ [Am] till the lamb fondue gets [D] in the way.
Oh, [G] I sit on Saturday, [D]
I repent on Sunday,
[C] and I tell myself I [G] won't procrastinate on Monday.
Do the I do like I [D] should do,
do the I do pretty [C] good,
do the ball, just the [G] ball,
and I backslide [G] on Friday.
_ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Em] _ _ _ _ [D] _
_ [E] _ _ [G] _ I'm only thinking [E] for the future.
_ _ [Am] I say some love that goes [D] inside my mind.
_ [G] It's on this one, I blow you [E] in motion.
I'm _ [Am] gonna make it around [D] the shoes every day.
Oh, _ [G] I sit on Saturday, [D]
I repent on Sunday,
[C] and I tell myself I [G] won't procrastinate on Monday.
Do the I do like I [D] should do,
do the I do pretty [C] good,
do the ball, just the [G] ball,
and I backslide [C] on Friday.
_ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _ [C#] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ [G]
I have a little [E] devil's hitch to work.
_ _ [Am]
Mama said that I was [D] born a queen.
_ [G] My fix is on her [E] refrigerator.
_ _ [Am] She's old and I won't let her [D] out again.
Oh, [G]
I sit on Saturday, [D] I repent on Sunday,
[C]
and I tell myself I [G] won't procrastinate on Monday.
Do the I do like I [D] should do,
do the I do pretty [C] good,
do the ball, just the [G] ball,
and I backslide on Friday.
I sit on Saturday, [D] I repent on Sunday,
[C]
and I tell myself I [G] won't procrastinate on Monday.
Do the I do like I [D] should do,
do the I do pretty [C] good,
do the ball, just the [G] ball,
and I backslide [F] on Friday.
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