Chords for Payday 2 A Merry Payday Christmas Soundtrack 5: I've Been a Bad Boy
Tempo:
148.35 bpm
Chords used:
D
G
Am
C
Em
Tuning:Standard Tuning (EADGBE)Capo:+0fret
Start Jamming...
[G]
I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a lump [Am] of coal on the
[E] 25th.
[Em] My stocking [D] won't contain [C] no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
You'll get no trip [D] to Spain [C] if you're [D] crawling in that fast [G] lane.
No winter coke for [D] you [A] if [C] you piss [D] beside the [F#] loo.
[G] Let's kick it up a notch shall we?
Forget about that laptop [D] case.
[Am] If you drew a big dick [D] on your sleeping friend's [G] face.
You'll get no bottle [D] of wine [C] if you cheat [D] when you play online.
[G] That's just wrong and you know [Am] it you bastards.
I've [G] been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a [Am] lump of coal on the 25th.
[D] [Em] My [D] stocking won't contain [C] no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
Alright, hang on.
You won't get a rock [Bm] guitar [Am] if you robbed [D] an armored car.
[G] You'll get no pajama dress [C] if you work [D] for the IRS.
[G] Yeah, that escalated quickly didn't it?
Wait, it gets worse.
Forget about those [D] poker decks [Am] if you date [D] your best friend's ex.
[G] I definitely no watch for you [Am] if you ask [D] a woman when she's due.
[G] And it turns out she just, you [D] know, can use a little exercise.
All together [G] now.
I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any [D] Christmas gift.
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get [Am] a lump of coal on the [D] 25th.
[Em] My [D] stocking won't contain [C] no [D] treat or candy cane.
[G] You see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
[Em] Santa [Am] will skip [D] me on this [G] year's shift.
Santa will [C] skip me on [G] [Am] this [G] year's shift.
I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a lump [Am] of coal on the
[E] 25th.
[Em] My stocking [D] won't contain [C] no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
You'll get no trip [D] to Spain [C] if you're [D] crawling in that fast [G] lane.
No winter coke for [D] you [A] if [C] you piss [D] beside the [F#] loo.
[G] Let's kick it up a notch shall we?
Forget about that laptop [D] case.
[Am] If you drew a big dick [D] on your sleeping friend's [G] face.
You'll get no bottle [D] of wine [C] if you cheat [D] when you play online.
[G] That's just wrong and you know [Am] it you bastards.
I've [G] been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a [Am] lump of coal on the 25th.
[D] [Em] My [D] stocking won't contain [C] no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
Alright, hang on.
You won't get a rock [Bm] guitar [Am] if you robbed [D] an armored car.
[G] You'll get no pajama dress [C] if you work [D] for the IRS.
[G] Yeah, that escalated quickly didn't it?
Wait, it gets worse.
Forget about those [D] poker decks [Am] if you date [D] your best friend's ex.
[G] I definitely no watch for you [Am] if you ask [D] a woman when she's due.
[G] And it turns out she just, you [D] know, can use a little exercise.
All together [G] now.
I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any [D] Christmas gift.
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get [Am] a lump of coal on the [D] 25th.
[Em] My [D] stocking won't contain [C] no [D] treat or candy cane.
[G] You see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
[Em] Santa [Am] will skip [D] me on this [G] year's shift.
Santa will [C] skip me on [G] [Am] this [G] year's shift.
Key:
D
G
Am
C
Em
D
G
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[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
_ [G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a lump [Am] of coal on the _
_ [E] 25th.
_ [Em] _ My stocking [D] won't contain [C] _ no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's _ shift.
_ _ _ _ _ You'll get no trip [D] to Spain [C] if you're [D] crawling in that fast [G] lane.
No winter coke for [D] you [A] if [C] you piss [D] beside the [F#] loo.
[G] Let's kick it up a notch shall we?
_ _ _ Forget about that laptop [D] case.
[Am] If you drew a big dick [D] on your sleeping friend's [G] face.
You'll get no bottle [D] of wine [C] if you cheat [D] when you play online.
[G] That's just wrong and you know [Am] it you bastards.
I've [G] been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
_ [G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a [Am] lump of coal on the _ 25th.
[D] _ _ [Em] _ _ My [D] stocking won't contain [C] _ no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's _ shift.
Alright, hang on.
_ You won't get a rock [Bm] guitar [Am] if you robbed [D] an armored car.
[G] _ You'll get no _ pajama dress [C] if you work [D] for the IRS.
[G] Yeah, that escalated quickly didn't it?
Wait, it gets worse.
Forget about those [D] poker decks [Am] if you date [D] your best friend's ex.
[G] I definitely no watch for you [Am] if you ask [D] a woman when she's due.
[G] And it turns out she just, you [D] know, can use a little exercise.
All together [G] now.
I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any [D] Christmas gift. _
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get [Am] a lump of coal on the [D] _ 25th. _
[Em] _ My [D] stocking won't contain [C] _ no [D] treat or candy cane.
[G] You see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
_ [Em] _ _ Santa [Am] will _ skip [D] me on this [G] year's shift.
_ _ Santa will [C] skip _ _ me on [G] _ _ _ [Am] this _ _ [G] year's shift. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
_ [G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a lump [Am] of coal on the _
_ [E] 25th.
_ [Em] _ My stocking [D] won't contain [C] _ no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's _ shift.
_ _ _ _ _ You'll get no trip [D] to Spain [C] if you're [D] crawling in that fast [G] lane.
No winter coke for [D] you [A] if [C] you piss [D] beside the [F#] loo.
[G] Let's kick it up a notch shall we?
_ _ _ Forget about that laptop [D] case.
[Am] If you drew a big dick [D] on your sleeping friend's [G] face.
You'll get no bottle [D] of wine [C] if you cheat [D] when you play online.
[G] That's just wrong and you know [Am] it you bastards.
I've [G] been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any Christmas [D] gift.
_ [G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get a [Am] lump of coal on the _ 25th.
[D] _ _ [Em] _ _ My [D] stocking won't contain [C] _ no [D] treat or candy cane.
You [G] see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's _ shift.
Alright, hang on.
_ You won't get a rock [Bm] guitar [Am] if you robbed [D] an armored car.
[G] _ You'll get no _ pajama dress [C] if you work [D] for the IRS.
[G] Yeah, that escalated quickly didn't it?
Wait, it gets worse.
Forget about those [D] poker decks [Am] if you date [D] your best friend's ex.
[G] I definitely no watch for you [Am] if you ask [D] a woman when she's due.
[G] And it turns out she just, you [D] know, can use a little exercise.
All together [G] now.
I've been a bad boy this year.
I'm not [Am] gonna get any [D] Christmas gift. _
[G] Santa's rules are very clear.
I get [Am] a lump of coal on the [D] _ 25th. _
[Em] _ My [D] stocking won't contain [C] _ no [D] treat or candy cane.
[G] You see a bad boy right here.
Santa [Am] will skip me [D] on this [G] year's shift.
_ [Em] _ _ Santa [Am] will _ skip [D] me on this [G] year's shift.
_ _ Santa will [C] skip _ _ me on [G] _ _ _ [Am] this _ _ [G] year's shift. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _ _ _