Pencil Thin Mustache Chords by Jimmy Buffett

_ _ _ [F#] _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ [E] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] _ [Bm] _
_ [D] Now they [F#] make me move [B] as an old black and white
[E] To the happy endings where [A] nobody fights
[D] So if you [F#] find yourself in that [B] nostalgia grave,
[E] honey, jump right up [A] and show your age
[D] _ _ [A] _ _ _ [D] I wish I [F#] had a pencil [B]-pen mustache
_ [E]
The [A] Boston [D] blackhead kind
A two [F#]-tone Ricky [B] Ricardo jacket
[E] And an autographed picture [A] of Andy Devine
[D] I remember being buck-toothed and skinny
[G]
Writing fan letters [A#] disguised as me
Honey, oh, [D] I wish I [F#] had a pencil-pen mustache
_ [E] Then I could [A] solve some mystery, [D] too
_ [Em] Then it's man [B]-stand Disneyland [Em] growing [B] up fast
[Em]
Drinking [B] on a fake [Em] ID
Yeah, [F#m]
Rama [C#] Ruk-a-chunk-a [F#m]-whoa
Was everyone's go [C#]-wanna
[E] But all the jazz musicians [A] were smoking marijuana, [D] yeah
Wish I [F#m] had a pencil [B]-pen mustache
_ _ [E]
Then I could [A] solve some [D] mysteries, too _ _
_ [F#m] _ _ [B] _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ _
Pen [F#]-pen, pencil [B]-pen mustache
_ [E] _
_ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _ [Em] Dance-flat [B]-top, dirty [Em]-bob, popping [B] feet
_ [Em]
Rubbing [B] on the living room [Em] floor of Soap
So it [F#m] can send you [C#] off to college
[F#m] Try to gain a little knowledge
[E] But all you want to do [A] is learn how to score, [D] yeah
I'm [F#] getting old, [B] don't wear underwear
[E] I don't [Bm] go to church [A] and I don't cut my hair
[D]
But I [F#] can go to [B] movies and see it all there
[E] Just the way [A] that it used [D] to be
_ That's why I wish [F#] I had a [B] pencil-pen mustache
_ [E]
The [A] Boston [D] Blackie kind
_ A two [F#]-tone Ricky [B] Ricardo jacket
[E] And an autographed [A] picture of Andy Neumann
[D] Oh, I could be anyone I wanted to be
[G] Maybe Swaye, Beryl Flynn, [A#] or a chief of Arab
If [D] I only [F#] had a [B] pencil-pen mustache
_ _ [E]
Then I [A] could do some [D] cruising, too
_ Yeah, brittle, creamy, my little dabble
Oh, [E]
I could do [D] cruising, too _ _
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