Chords for Peter Mayer - "Christmas Morning"

In Colorado, I released a record, _ _
_ [G] which I'm excited about, except that it's [C] kind of a difficult situation
because I feel like I'm still sort of in release mode, you know, I want to play some of these songs,
but it's a [G] holiday CD. _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
So, but I figure, you know, the Christmas [C] stuff is almost out at [F] Target already. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[Bm] _ _ _ _ _ [D#] So get in the [Em] spirit.
_ _ [A#] _ [G] But it's original, all original songs, so it's not like [G] they're your old holiday favorites.
_ So that's my little, _ but the other thing is there's a lot of songs on there that aren't necessarily [D] holiday songs,
so it's kind of a weird CD that way. _ _ _
But I'm [F] wondering if I could maybe just play like _ [G] Christmas songs. _ _ _ _
[Em] You know, _ _ _ _ it's kind of weird, but.
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ [F#] Okay, all right, so here we go.
[B] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ [B] _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
There could be a blue kazoo, a pair of ruby shoes, a subpoena, a jean red kimono,
_ _ a Pakistani rug, an Elvis Presley mug, _ or the very best stuffed pericone.
There _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [B] _ _ [E] _ could be [G] a handsome blonde, [B] a Harry Potter [B]
wand, [Am] or those little strips of you quit snoring.
_ _ _ Anti-aging [B]
cream, healthy self-esteem, _ [C#] waiting there [E] for you on [G] Christmas [B] _ _ _
_ morning. _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ Then [C#m] again, in light of life's [B] uncertainty, _ [E] _ _ [B] it [C#] may not [A#] find a single one of [D] thee.
_ [B] _
_ [C#m] _ _ _ [Am] Guaranteed, [B] underneath that tree will be a brand [F#m] new [A] day begun.
_ _ [B] _ _ [C#m] _ _
[D#] Ones who love you, [C#] turning [B] earth and a [F#m] great big [A] shining sun.
_ [B] _ _ A [A] big old shining sun, [E] _ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [B] _ _ _
_ _ [E] _ you might like a [B] better job.
_ A diamond ring from Bob, a cabin place on Lego Kaboji. _ _
[E] You may pray to be [B] released, or from Middle Eastern peace, or a sword of light like Obi-Wan Kenobi.
_ _ [C#] You can bring your [E] left to Santa on your knee. _ _
_ _ All he's gonna [A#] say [D] is, we will see.
_ _ [C#m] _ _
[A] [B] Guaranteed, underneath that tree [F#m] will be a brand new [G#m] day _ [A] begun. _ _
[C#] _ _ _ Ones [D#] who love you, [B] _
turning earth and a [F#m] great big shining _ sun. _ _ _
A big old shining sun, _ _ _
[E] _ _ _ and if [D] that's all you get for [G] Christmas,
in spite of all your wishes, you might [A] hang your head and go [Em] back to bed.
[B] _
_ [E] _ _ [F#] Or you might [E] discover _ [Bm] instead, _ _ that when you wake [B] and see the day,
_ and on the earth you read your name, _ and you cut the gold ribbons around it,
[E] you _ [B] _ still might be surprised, even _ [Em] realize, _ [B] that you got everything you want. _
_ _ _ [G#] _ [C#] When you see, underneath that tree, another [F#m] brand new _ day begun.
[B] _ _ [F#m] _
_ [D#] _ Ones who love you, _ [C#] turning [B] earth and a [F#m] great big shining _ sun.
_ [B] _ Oh, [B] a big old shining sun, _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] big old shining _ [B] _ sun.
_ [E] _ [B] _ _ _ [Em] That giant _ [B] fireball, biggest ornament [Em] of all.
[E] [G] I'm in the sky, [B] Christmas. _
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