Chords for The Introvert Song, Peter Mayer

This tune I'd like to send this out to all of you eyes borderline ie _ personalities _ _ _ _
_ _ [D] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Em] _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] _
_ _ _ _ _ [A] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [F#m] _ _ _ [G] _
People [D] bug [Em] me when they interrupt me [C] with calls
_ _ _ [A] And _ unannounced [Am] visits [G]
and on top of [D] that when [Em] they chat about nothing [C] at all
_ And [A]
I ask what is it?
[Bm] _
_ _ I do [A] have a lot to do
[G] Can you return at two [C] I will not be here [G] by then _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
_ Just leave what you need me for on [Em] a note on my [E] door so I [B] can't ignore [A] it my friend
[D] _
_ _ _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ [F#] _ You may think it maddening [Em] when you ring my answering _ [C] machine
_ _ _ [B] And I'm right there [E] listening _ _ _
_ [G] But I'd like [D] to hire [Em] my own secretary.
_ [C] Who's mean? _ _
_ _ [A] Someone who says things like _ mr.
Mayor can't be reached
He is not in you see he's in meeting till 10 I
_ _ [D] Suppose I could take your name.
[A] Who are [Em] you?
Anyway, [G] please never call here [A] again
_ [D] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ [F#] _ _
_ _ _ _ [G] If I see [D] you be [Em] for you see me in the [C] hall
_ _ _ And [A] while you're not looking [G] I'll find the nearest _ [Em]
bathroom and hide in the [C] stall
_ _ _ Till [A] I think the coast is [G] clear
_ Then I will take a peek and if you're gone, I'll sneak [G] back to my private abode _ _ _ _
[D] There in my world of one.
I have a lot more [E] fun because [G] people plug [B] me.
No, oh
[D] _ _ [C]
You have a lot [G] to do.
Can you return at two?
[C] I will not be here by then _ _
[C] Just leave what you [E] need me [G] for on [Em] a note on my [A] door so I [Em] can't ignore it my friend [D] Oh
_ [G] _
People _ bug me [Em] may interrupt me with [C] calls _ _ _
[A] _ Unannounced _ visits [G] and on top that [Em] when chat about _ nothing at all.
_ _ [G]
I
[A] _ Asked what [D]
is it?
[B] _ _ _ [C]
Today _ _ _ _ _
_ [G] _ _ [E] _ _ [G]
Oh _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
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