Chords for Playing Weird Instruments Badly

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_ [Cm] _ _ _ _ [Cm] Hey guys, I'm here with my friends Adam and Mary.
[Bm] _ And we don't know how to play any of the instruments you're about to hear, _ so_
I want to talk about my furry bass.
Your furry bass?
I know there is an online community for that sort of thing. Is there?
Is it a dark part of the web?
Oh.
Oh Mary.
Alright.
Oh.
[A] Oh Mary.
Alright.
Oh.
[D] Oh Mary.
Alright.
[G] Alright.
How do I even_
Which way do I_
Okay, let's try something. _ _ _ _
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I don't know how to use this item.
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_ _ _ [C] Is any of this usable?
Do you know how to make a noise?
You are doing a pretty good job of it right now.
_ Well, I don't really know how to [C] play accordion.
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_ [C#] _ _ [C] _ _ Alright, [F] so, I don't know why you clicked on this video, but_
It was utterly pointless.
You just wanted to see some weird instruments [D#] and we didn't know how to play them and you
knew that coming in.
So you [B] really can't be_ _ _
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