Chords for 7 Signs of a Psychotic Guitar Player

Aren't you gonna cut those strings?
_ _ No way.
Does it make the guitar tone better or something?
No, not at all.
It just looks cooler. _ _ _
Obviously.
_ _ [Ab] Hmm.
Where am I going to set down this extremely [N] expensive guitar?
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_ Uhhhhhh.
Nah. _ _ _
_ _ _ Hmm? _ _ _
No. _ _ _ _ _
Uhhhhhh.
_ No.
_ _ Oh, a guitar case. _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ No. Nah. _
I know where I'll put it. _ _
I'll just leave it in here. _ _ _ _ _
_ _ That ought to do. _ _ _
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_ _ Time to boil these strings and get the best tone possible.
Are you sure you're supposed to be using new strings?
Better if they're new.
Better tone.
_ I thought only bass players boil their strings.
[Eb] Uh, no.
Bass players don't do this.
Bass players don't do much of anything.
And second of all, this is for guitar strings.
Boil away. _ _
_ _ [Bb] Hmm.
I can smell the tone [Eb] already. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ No. _ _
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[Db] Jimi Hendrix.
[Eb] Yeah.
He's the best ever.
Ha ha ha.
Yeah.
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I mean, even I'm better than Jimi Hendrix.
[N] Cool.
I found a bunch of stickers.
_ _ I wonder where I can put these. _ _ _ _
_ I know. _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ [B] _ _ _ Oh, that [Ab] looks so much cooler now.
Hmm.
I think I'll put my delay before the distortion.
Delay always sounds better before distortion. _
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_ _ Oh, man.
That was a great meal of hummus.
_ [N] I think I feel like playing some guitar. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Does it make the guitar tone [B] better or something?
No.
Not at all.
It just looks cooler.
_ _ _ _ Obviously.
It looks like sh**. _ _ _
[D] It's your opinion.
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[Bm] No, Bethany.
Any bass player who boils their strings is simply a cheapskate.
I am doing this for the tone.
Old strings, new strings.
Who gives [C] a damn?
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_ [D] Ah.
_ It's harder than it looks.
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_ _ _ [Dm] Oh. _ _ _
_ Get off.
_ I cannot believe I did this to my guitar for you guys.
_ I think I might [C] actually be psychotic.
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