Chords for trying out for the band.. (in 10 styles)

[C] Doing it boys!
We're here [B] to find our new guitar player [Cm] because our last one [Ab] got
promoted to keyholder at the Hot [Fm] Topic.
[N] So _ here _ we are time to find a new [Db] guitarist. _
[C] _ [N] _ Hey guys how's it going?
_ _ [Abm] Got the guitar.
My name is Cheddar.
My
friend's called Cheese. _
[G] I _ _ [E] heard Jimi Hendrix plays like this [Abm] and he's like a
cool guy [N] so I'm gonna give it a shot.
Here we go.
_ _ _ [G] _ _
[Bb] _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ _ [F] _ _
[Db] _ _ _ [Cm] _ _ [E] _
_ I don't think it's in tune.
[G] One second. _
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[Dbm] _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ You okay? _ _ _
I hit an F sharp diminished 9 instead of an F augmented 7.
Yeah I
hardly noticed man.
It was fine.
I noticed a little bit. _ _
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_ _ _ Hey _ guys how you
doing?
Hey do you want to play that guitar?
_ Sick. _ _
_ _ _ _ Got a strat?
Got a pick?
Can I get a sandwich?
Where's your bathroom at?
Can I take a shit?
Hey you guys got
any _ good stuff?
Do you play overwatch?
Do you have fortnite?
Okay mom I'll see you
in five hours.
Alright bye.
Yeah I'm gonna make a sandwich and I'm gonna take a
shit and I'm gonna play some overwatch.
Yeah it's gonna be awesome.
_ _ _ [E] _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ _ [D] _ _
_ _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Oh hey can you get that for me champ?
_ Thanks.
Appreciate it.
Yo what's up?
Oh James what's up
James how you doing James?
How's the wife?
Looking worse every day right?
Yeah
yeah hold on a second James.
It's just a buddy of mine.
He's a piece of shit.
_ _ Yeah what's up dude?
Yeah I got plenty of time to talk.
What's going on?
Yeah what's up?
Yeah I'm just at
the stupid audition right now like it's whatever.
It's my Friday gig.
You know
what I'm saying? _
_ _ Hey guys _ my name is Chet. _ _
_ _ Huge fan.
You guys kick so much ass. _
Oh man thank you so much for letting me be here.
_ _ Your band means so much to me.
Like I've been listening ever since it came out with self-titled album in 2009.
I was your first Instagram follower.
Do you mind if I get a picture with you guys?
Like even if I don't make the band which I hope I do. _ _
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Mind if I use my own stuff?
Sure.
Cool.
Alright. _ _
_ [Eb] _ _ _ _ [N] _
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_ _ _ _ Look I gotta be honest with you guys I forgot my guitar _ but I
have a song on my phone I'd love to show you.
Check it [Bb] out. _ _ _
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[N] _ _ I mean_ _
_ [Bb] _ _ _ _ [E] _
[G] She's my cherry pie.
[Am]
Blue dinkin' water such a sweet surprise.
[E]
Tastes so [G] good make a grown man cry.
Sweet [A] cherry pie.
Oh yeah.
[G]
She's my cherry [A] pie.
Put a smile [C] on your face.
Ten [D] miles wide.
[E] Feels [G] so good bring a tear to your eye.
Sweet [A] cherry pie.
_ [N] Swingin' through the drums.
In.
What?
No.
In.
You didn't even play anything. _ _ _ _
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[E] _ _ What are you gonna play for us?
_ _ _ Where _ _ _ are you from man?
_ _ _ What's with the face paint? _ _ _
[B] Have you killed somebody?
_ [Em] _
_ K [N].Y.?
[E]
So we have pretty much determined after a long day of auditions that we're just gonna break up.
Because apparently there's nobody in the world that's suitable to play guitar.
I'm telling you man the girl she was a talent.
She didn't even play the guitar at all.
She had the [N] most amounts of talents I've ever seen in a person. _ _ _ _
Our last guitarist is currently working on _ _ a new paper folding of condoms called Orikami. _
_ _ _ _ Our last guitarist is in the hospital right now currently overcoming botulism from gas station nacho cheese.
Our last guitarist thought that being a SoundCloud rapper by the name of Lean Cuisine would be a much better future for him.
_ Our last guitarist girlfriend got pregnant by another dude and he's gonna raise it as his own.
But that's neither here nor there.
Our last guitarist had to sell his gear to support his Funko Pop addiction.
Our last guitarist is currently working on a line of berry jam called Jam it Up Your Jam Hole.
That's a pretty good jam. _ _ _ _ _
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