Chords for Pranking Classical Music Students at a Street Piano

[C] _ _ _ _ [E] _ _ _ [Eb] _
_ _ [E] _ _ That's it. _
_ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _ _
_ That's [Eb] it.
[C] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [Gm] Yes, yes.
[G] _ _ _ _ _ _ It's a _ [Gm] _ famous song.
Yes.
_ _ That is perfect for my conference. _
_ [G] _ _ [B] _ _ Right, [D] _
_ _ _ _ _ _ I've got it.
Let me get it from mum. _ _ _ _ _
[C] Right, [N] just show me where the C is.
Show me where the C is, and I'll answer you.
C is the_
and I have these two keys.
Right.
_ I've been practicing this for like three months, right?
OK. _ _
[C] This is_
it's always on the [Ab] plate.
Is that middle C?
Yeah.
You see, because I_
_ Well, I'm here with two [N] experts.
Yeah.
And you can both play, right?
Just don't write_
get this from mum, [C] right? _ _ _ _ _
_ [E] _ _ _ _ _ _
Ta-da. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
[C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[Gm] _ _ _ Wow. _ _
[Ab] Yeah, I've got my own technique.
It's like [Bm] one finger. _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ Are you getting it?
[Bm] _ Yeah.
[Dm] I think this is amazing.
_ [C] Ta-da.
_ _ Do you know it's Joe Pantstrauss? _ _ _
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_ [Dm] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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Yeah.
Right.
[Am] _ _ [F] _ [C] _ _ _
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[G] Can you speed it up?
Yeah. _ _ _
[Db] _ [C] _ _ _ _ _ _ _
Woo!
Really, really. _ _ _
Yeah, _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ _ [G] _ _
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_ _ _ [Gm] _ my love.
You're the best.
_ You're [C] the best.
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[F] _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ _ _
[G] _ _ _ [C] _ [N] _ _ _ _
_ _ _ Amen.
[C] You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best.
You're the best. _ _ _ _ _ _ _
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_ _ _ _ _ [C] _ _ _
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[C] _ _ _ _ [Am] _ _ _ [Dm] _
_ _ _ [G] _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ [C] You're the best.
_ _ [A] _ _ [D] _ _ _
[C] _ _ [Db] _ _ _ _ _ [C] _
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_ [G] _ Would _ [D] _ _ _
[N] _ _ _ you _ _ say that I was bashing the piano?
_ Yeah.
You would?
Do you think I was bashing the piano?
No.
No.
Because _ _ I'm learning that to try and not bash the piano.
I heard you.
I just went, where is middle C?
And you were [Dm] doing_
[E] Anyway, _ _ [G] that's from my wife, man.