Chords for Ray Wylie Hubbard // Choctaw Bingo

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[G] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _ _ _ [E] _
_ _ _ [Am] _ [E] _ _ [Em] We're [G] going to _ [A] Oklahoma [E] to the family [Em] reunion for the first time in years.
It's up at Uncle Slick [G] and Scuzzy's.
It's been [A] many years.
You know [E] he no longer travels, but he's still pretty spry.
Not much on talking.
[G] He's just driving.
They'll [A] be _ [E] coming down from Kansas City, from West Arkansas.
Big old party [G] like you [A] never [E] saw. _ _
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My _ [G] _ [A] _ _ [E] _ Uncle Slick has got his Texan pride.
Back in the thick with [G] his [A] Asian bride.
[Em] He's got an Airstream [E] trailer, and a hostie cow.
Still makes whiskey [G] cause it [A] still knows how he [E] plays that
Choc'd off he's gonna live her Friday night, you know he had to leave Texan
[G] But he [A] won't say why [E] he got a quarter section down by Lake Eufaula
Caught a great big ol' blue [G] cat on a [A] driftin' shut line
[E] Sells the solid wood timber to the chippin' mill
Cooks that crystal meth [G] because the shine [A] don't sell
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_ _ _ _ _ _ You know he likes that money, [G] he don't [A] mind the [E] smell
_ _ My _ _ _ _
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cousin Roscoe slings his oldest boy from his second marriage
[G] Up in [A] Illinois since [Em]
rapin' East San Luis
By his mama's [A] people [Em] where they do things different [G] than he just [D] come on down
[E] He's comin' from Dallas, Texas in a semi-truck
Come from that big McDonald's you [G] know the [A] one that's built [E] across the road
Well Roger Kirk back at the big cabin exit [Em] stoppin'
He'd get a smoke shot [G] when the [A] neon smoke [E] greased
Caught a card in the cigarettes, someone ran the stop sign at the Muskogee bypass
[G] Roscoe [A] tried to miss him [E] but he didn't quite _ _ _ _ _ _
Bobby _ [G] _ _ [A] _ _ [Em] _
May come down from some little [E] town up by Lake Texoma
[G] Where he coaches [A] football, [E] they were two league champions now for two years
He turned up and he says they won't be this year, [G] no they [A] won't be this year
[Em] And he stopped off in Tusca at that pub knifin' gun place
Bought a SKS Rival [G] and a [A] full carton [Em] of that steel core ammo
[E] With a Burden Primer from some East Bloc nation [G] that no [A] longer needs them
[E] And a Desert Eagle, man that's one great big ol' pistol
I mean 50-caliber [G] made by a bad [A]-ass Hebrew
[E] And a box of tracers for that old [D] Gator's [E] place
Soon as it gets dark we're [G] gonna have us [A] a time, [E] have us a time _ _ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ [G] Ruth [A] _ _ [Em]
Van Allen come down from Baxter Springs
That's one hell-risen town way up [G] in [A] Southeastern Kansas
It's [Em] got a biker bar next to the Lottery store
That's got the Rolling Stones' lips up there [G] and [A] driving me on
And [E] they're right downtown where everyone can see them
And they burn [G] all night, you know they burn [A] all night
They [E] burn all night _ _
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[E] You still with me? _ _ _ _
_ _ Here's the way I kinda [G] look at this, you know
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_ [E] If I was to sing this next verse here I would just kinda come across as some kind of dirty sleazy [G] old man or something
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[E] _ But _ _ if you were to sing it, you would just [G] kinda come across [A] as _
[E] _ _ Beer drinking, horny, aficionado, James Lynn Murphy song
[G] _ [A] I _
[E] see nothing wrong with that
_ So I'm gonna get you started, [G] alright?
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Ruth Van and [E] Lindy were them [Em] cut-off britches [Bm] and them [E] skid-little halters
And [Db] their second cousins to [E] me
Man, I don't care, I wanna [C] get it between them
With a [N] great deal of vodka
Oh Lord, I'm gonna get close to them
[Gm] Ain't that a [Ab] real good combination?
This [Eb] is old [E] school
I can't believe you did that
_ _ Oh, wow
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Try new cuisine, give them a little bit of bendery on a cherry coke
We're [G] going to _ [A] Oklahoma, [E] gonna have us some time
_ _ Man, we should just go to Oklahoma, right?
[G] And turn [A] right, go [E] as far as we can, right?
_ Let's go to Asheville to have us some time, right?
_ [G] _ We're gonna have [A] us some time
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